SportsCenter
1979
Kenny Mayne: (when someone hits a home run) And even with derogatory credit, you can own a brand new car.
Kenny Mayne: (describing a highlight involving football player Keyshawn Johnson) Just throw me the damn ball.
Dan Patrick: (describing a win by then-New England Patriots coach Pete Carroll) And Pete Carroll, raise your hands if you're sure.
Keith Olbermann: Dan Marino - wait, I can see his pores. Pull back.
Keith Olbermann: (describing varied reactions after the New England Patriots defeated the Pittsburg Steelers in the 1996 AFC playoffs) The Superbowl team of Bill Cowher eliminated, Rod Woodson back and bummed, while Bill Parcells and Curtis Martin are extremely happy, and in the stands I liked the team so much I kissed the owner (Robert Kraft) and the security guard goes, "Hey hey hey, they'll be plenty of time for that later on."
(repeated phrase) Dan Patrick: You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
(repeated phrase) Dan Patrick: Dare I say, en fuego.
Dan Patrick: (describing mid-season 1996 NFL standings) Breathalyzers would have been administered or urine samples collected if you thought it was possible that the Panthers and Cowboys would have identical records after ten games. Dallas improved to 6-4 with Sunday's win in San Francisco; the Panthers could do likewise with a home win over the Giants. (Fans hold up Chris Berman masks) Dan Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Keith Olbermann: AAAAAAAAAAAA! Dan Patrick: Oh, it's just a mask.
Chris Berman: Rumblin' bumblin' stumblin'
Chris Berman: He. Could. Go. All. The. Way.
Steve Berthiaume: Say hello to my lil friend
Chris Berman: The New York, football, Giants
Chris Berman: From the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field
Nick Bakay: I'm Nick Bakay. Robin Bakay: And I'm Robin Bakay. Nick Bakay: And we're just livin' the dream.
Dan Patrick: He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?
Stuart Scott: Boo-yah!
Stuart Scott: (describing an amazing catch by Derek Jeter) The guy can go 0 for 50, *never* boo the guy again!
John Anderson: (as a runningback hurries toward the endzone) He's running like people are chasing him!
Stuart Scott: Hi, this is Stuart Sco... Scott Van Pelt: Scott Van Pelt, and this is Sportscenter.
Stuart Scott: He's as cool as the other side of the pillow...
Keith Olbermann: From way downtown, Bang!
Dan Patrick: Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann... I am merely Dan Patrick.
Keith Olbermann: Hello, greetings, and welcome from world headquarters it's the big show, and alongside my tag-team partner Dan Patrick, I'm *still* Keith Olbermann.