Spider-Man 2
2004/II (VG)
(Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time) Spider-Man: Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head? Mysterio: Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio! Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.
Tour Guide: Let me tell you something about Black Cat... 38-24-36, nuff said.
Peter Parker: I'm gonna be late for Dr Conners Class.
Spider-Man: Hi, my name is Spider-Man and I'll be your superhero today.
Black Cat: Shouldn't you be helping some old lady across the street or something? Spider-Man: Nah, I already got that merit badge.
Spider-Man: So, skin-tight leather. Doesn't that kinda chafe? Black Cat: You'll never find out, that's for sure.
Dr Otto Octavius: Get the girl out of here!
Quentin Beck: The laser is overheating? Stupid machine! Work! Work! Come on! Work! Spider-Man: Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.
(looks around Mysterio's hideout) Spider-Man: Look at this place. Let me guess. You're trying to make the cover of "Supervillain Decorator Monthly", right, Mysterio?
Tour Guide: So you want a hint about sticking to walls? Here's one... you're Spider-Man! You can stick to walls! Yippe-Skippe!
Mysterio: You will meet your end in my funhouse of doom! Spider-Man: I thought you were an alien. Mysterio: Silence!
(to Rhino) Spider-Man: Which team's mascot are you, anyway?
Rhino: You're pretty tough for a scrawny little guy.
Spider-Man: Give it to me straight. Do I look fat in these tights?
Spider-Man: Try not to run into my fist with your face.
Spider-Man: Next time you ambush someone, check if he's a superhero first.
Spider-Man: (to Shocker) How's the tire mascot gig working out?
(to Shocker) Spider-Man: Are you wearing a girdle?
Woman: Spidey, my purse! (Spider-Man returns the stolen purse to the Woman) Spider-Man: Voila! One purse. Woman: I can't believe you helped me.
(enters a gymnasium and sees crooks hiding inside) Spider-Man: Huh. Hiding in a gym. How's that working out for you?
(lands on the roof of a speeding stolen car) Spider-Man: I have issues with carjackers.
(Man returns to his stolen car damaged when Spider-Man stopped it) Man: Oh, no! Spider-Man: Hey, you have the car back, right? Some people get so touchy over every little scratch.
(Spider-Man crawls into an apartment through a window) Spider-Man: Wow. Mysterio's hidden fortress looks just like an apartment. (Spider-Man walks to a wall and a bookcase slides open, revealing an open elevator doorway) Spider-Man: A hidden door concealed by a bookcase? Mysterio, you brilliant fiend! (chuckles)
Spider-Man: I, uh, have to get back to my patrol. See you around. Mary Jane Watson: Yeah. Next time a bunch of thugs try to jump me. Spider-Man: It's a date.