Soul Man

1986

Professor Banks: Mr Watson, I am not a humorous man, but if you insist on taking up my class time making jokes, please see to it that they are funny.

Mark: This is the Cosby decade. America loves black people.

Mark Watson: Mom! Dad! There's something I have to tell you... I'm black.

Mark Watson: She told me they have support for people whose parents are poor, but not for those whose parents are assholes.

Mark Watson: I got the money, Brad. Brad Small: Oh? How? Mark Watson: Where there's a will, there's a way... Brad Small: Yeah? And what's your way? Mark Watson: It's a SECRET way. Gordon Bloomfeld: A secret way... Brad Small: Well thats great Mark-o, but just in case your "secret way" falls through, feel free to look me up! Thanks for the cocktail Gordon... Mark Watson: You didn't believe me, do ya? You don't believe me! Well the joke's on you sucker, because I'm going to Harvard and DON'T CALL ME A LIAR! That asshole thinks I'm lying! Gordon Bloomfeld: Mark! You ARE lying...

Professor Banks: I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail? Mark Watson: Yes. Professor Banks: Next time you get arrested, use it to call me. I'll bring you your books. You can study in jail.

Mark Watson: With all due respect, sir, I just spent 18 hours locked in a jail cell, on no formal charges, getting pulverized by drunken bigots!

Professor Banks: If you've had some sort of accident, Mr Watson, perhaps you should have taken the entire day off. Mark: Oh. I'm fine. I just got in sort of a fight. I mean, it wasn't my fault! You see they threw me in this cell with these real ass - -- some extremely unsportsman-like fellows.

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