Sonic the Hedgehog
1993
Sally: Sonic, were you when the brains were handed out?
Sonic: Aren't you going to thank me? Sally: For what? Sonic: For saving you. Sally: Sonic, we were in a plane. If we'd gone off the cliff, we'd have been flying. Sonic: Oh. Good point. (pause) But where would you land? Sally: Oh. Good point. (pause) Thank you, Sonic. Sonic: For what? Sally: Ugh.
Sally: Have a dreadful day.
Dr Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog, Cluck. Hate him with all my metallic heart.
Sonic: Trust me, Sal. Sally: Oh, I hate when you say that. (later) Sally: Trust me, Sonic. Sonic: (sarcastically) Oh, I hate when you say that.
(Sonic is rescuing Sally) Sonic: Yo, Sal. Were going to blow this pop stand. (Sonic holds up a cup to disguise his voice as Dr Robotnik) Sonic: Open Cell #54. Computer: Voice print approved. Hand print unapproved. Sonic: Open up this cell or I'll rip out your electronic brain. Computer: Unnecessary, you are Robotnik.
Sonic: No more Robuttnik. Too bad. Sally: What? Too bad? Sonic: Hey without a villain, what are heroes for? Sally: You will always be my hero, Sonic Hedgehog.
Sonic: I've been doing solo missions since I was 10. Sally: Without Permission!
Sonic: Where are we? Sally: Good question. Sonic: I try.
Dr Robotnik: You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
Dr Robotnik: Activate all exterior hedgehog traps! Snively: But I thought you wanted him to get in. Dr Robotnik: Yes! But we can't make too easy!
(Sally hits Sonic when he was trying to high five her and then he lands on the ground) Sonic: Yo Sal! What you put in the old cereal this morning?
Snively: Sir, Sir! They're inside the machine! Shall I alert the the forces? Dr Robotnik: Oh no, no, no Snively. Let them explore. Perhaps they'll find my little surprise. Snively: (under his breath) Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil. Dr Robotnik: WHAT was that Snively? Snively: I said the Doomsday Machine is going to need some more oil, sir.
Antoine: Greengo! Rotor: Antoine, it's bingo not greengo.
(Sonic, Sally and Antoine are inside a cave and Antoine sees lots of yellow eyes and Antoine starts yelling) Sonic: Ant, put a sock in it! Antoine: My socks? What is wrong with my socks?
Bunnie Rabbot: Antoine, you are startin' to tick me off! Antoine: What? I'm not even wearing my watch.
Sonic: Am I cool or what? Sally: You are what.
Dr Robotnik: (walks out of his hovercraft) Do you have it? Antoine: But of course. (pulls out the power ring from his backpack) Dr Robotnik: (walks up and then falls into a pit) You little fool! Antoine: I am not the fuel! You are the fuel! Dr Robotnik: And what would you do with me? Antoine: I will bring you to the freedom fighters where you will stand a trial for your terrible crimes. I will become a large hero and win the hand of the princess. Dr Robotnik: A nice dream but dreams where ment to be (Robotnik activates his rocket boots and flys out of the pit) BROKEN! Dr Robotnik: (fires laser shots) NOW GIVE ME THE POWER RING YOU STUPID LITTLE RODENT! Dr Robotnik: (grabs the power ring from Antoine) NOW I SHALL UNCOVER IT'S SECRETS!
(Dulcy freezes Dr Robotnik and the Swatbots with her ice breath attack and then saves Sonic) Sonic: Way past Dulce! Dulcy: They need to chill. (Dulcy laughs)
Sonic: Juice Time!
Sonic: Juice and Jam Time!
Sonic: Yo, you bot-breaths lookin' for me? I'm the only one here. Swatbots: Hedgehog Alert! Sector 7 Quadtion 5! (Swat Bots fire lasers at Sonic) Sonic: (dodges every laser shot) WOOH! What ever happened to hellos? Jelly and Jam time!
Sonic: Torque Time!
(Antoine is reading a love note that he is writing to Sally) Antoine: Monific! My Princess Sally, I am seeing my love for you is like a huge fungo salad, my little tomato. You are the onions of my eyes! The gray flowers of my ear. The cucumber... (Tails interrupts) Tails: Ant, you are making me hungry!
Snively Robotnik: Sir Your Virtual Reality Shriek Bot is ready for flight testing. You oversized toad! Dr Robotnik: Excuse me! WHAT WAS THAT SNIVELY? Snively Robotnik: Oh I said key in your code sir!
Dr Robotnik: These terrapod beasts are the final species to be robotizicized Snively. When they are done I will control every living thing on this planet! Snively Robotnik: Except for the freedom fighters, Sir. Dr Robotnik: I am aware of that Snively. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME!
Snively Robotnik: Big round guy finally let Sonic defeat him. Well don't celebrate too soon hedgehog! Now it's my turn. (laughs) AND I'M NOT ALONE!
Dr Robotnik: (Dr Robotnik grabs Sonic) Who are you? Sonic: Someone that you are going to learn to hate, Robutnik! Dr Robotnik: I already hate you!
Sonic: I don't know how or when. But you're going to crash and burn pal! Dr Robotnik: Oh my! I'm shaking in my boots.
Naugus: Recall me from the void in 1 hour Robotnik! And should you have any thoughts of betrayal? (turns Robotnik's head into a penguin head and then Snively laughs) Snively Robotnik: Very, very good Naugus! Dr Robotnik: Trust me Naugus, I carry no such thought. Naugus: I should think not! (snips his finger and then Robotnik's head is turned back to normal) Have I made my point? Dr Robotnik: Have a safe journey Naugus! Activating void. (pulls a lever and then Naugus gets sucked into the void) Snively disable all retrieval programs. Snively Robotnik: But sir didn't you just... ? Dr Robotnik: (interrupts) NOW! Snively Robotnik: Yes sir. Dr Robotnik: Rule number one Naugus never trust anyone! Especially me!
(Sonic escapes from being sucked into the void) Sonic: Nice try Robuttnik! But you lose!
Swatbots: Hedgehog Alert! Hedgehog Alert! Surrender now! Sonic: I surrender, I surrender! Sonic: (pulls out a power ring from his backpack) Just kiddin'!
Sally: The plan was no good. Period. Sonic: C'mon Sal, Dulce is right. Robuttnik is holdin' all the aces. We should have taken him down a long time ago before he took over! Sally: Sonic, we were 5 years old. Sonic: So we were a way cool 5!
Sally: Sonic, time travel violates the law of psyhics. Sonic: So does Dulcy's flying but that doesn't stop her.
(Sonic and Sally are riding on Dulcy's back to the Floating Island) Sonic: Whaddya think Dulce? Dulcy the Dragon: Were real close now, I can feel it. Sally: She has said that 20 times today. Dulcy the Dragon: I saw it. Sally: You said that 20 times too. Dulcy the Dragon: So sue me, now it's 21.
Dr Robotnik: (Dr Robotnik makes a command to his robot) Open the void. Dr Robotnik: Impressive don't you think? Be sure to give Naugus my reguards. He's the wizard who invented it and your new neighbor. Dr Robotnik: Safe journey your majesty! King Acorn: You'll regret this Julian! King Acorn: (King Acorn gets sucked into the void) You'll reggggrrretttt this!
Sonic: Yo, Robuttnik! I got a little surprise you for you. Dr Robotnik: I don't like surprises hedgehog. Especially from you!
Snively Robotnik: Sir? Dr Robotnik: Sorry, Snively! Only room for one! (rockets away via escape pod) Snively Robotnik: You don't give me enough credit... "Sir".
Dr Robotnik: Switch to voice recognition mode. Block all outside users. Computer: Voice recognition mode complete. Snively Robotnik: Why are we voice activiating, Uncle Julian? Dr Robotnik: "WE" aren't. (grabs Snively by the collar) Now, everything will answer to my voice. Do you know what that means, Snively? Snively Robotnik: (choking) No, Uncle Julian. Dr Robotnik: It means... you call me SIR! (throws him down) Snively Robotnik: ... yes, sir.