Smile
1975
Doria Houston: Santa Rosa is so beautiful. I mean, I thought the shopping mall in Anaheim was great until I saw yours. It's... a credit to the vision of your business community.
Big Bob Freelander: "A guy turns 35." That's really what's buggin' you, isn't it? That you're about to turn 35. Andy DiCarlo: Maybe. Maybe. Or maybe I don't see what's fun about kissing a dead chicken's ass. Big Bob Freelander: Well that's 'cause you haven't tried it.
Andy DiCarlo: Jesus! Doesn't anything get you down? Big Bob Freelander: Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just learned a long time ago to accept a little less from life, that's all.
Wilson Shears: I... I realize that you and I have gotten off to a rather shaky start. But things don't have to stay that way. What do you say? Tommy French: Let's keep it shaky.
Wilson Shears: Now see here, Mr French! I'm trying to be reasonable about this! Now our, our, our Jaycee Chapter is almost bankrupt because of this meat show!... and if we don't break even we're going to have to cancel the Rodeo for the Retarded.
Ted Farley: Isn't she lovely? Aren't they all lovely? Isn't everyone lovely?
Tommy French: Kick and Bend. Kick and Bend. No dear, if you kick and bend at the same time you're going to knock yourself out.