Smart Guy

Marcus: The word "can't" isn't even in my vocabulary. Yvette: Along with most of the other words in the English language.

TJ Henderson: I'll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me. Marcus: That's all I ask!

Mackey: I gotta get this hat to make me look cool. (turns his hat to the right) This is the way they're wearing it right? 'Bout it, 'Bout it.

Yvette: I answered the phone. I'm sick I need help.

Mackey: Hey, I know it's cold now, but maybe in summer we could go swimming. Yvette: Why are you talking to me? Mackey: 'Cause you're almost nude in this photo.

Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.

(Floyd: How much coffee did you drink, anyway? TJ Henderson: I feel like that Nazi on Indiana Jones, right before his head melted!

Pete Gilroy: Yvette walks in on a conversation, not knowing it's about a dog) My Grandson's not only a terrific runner, he's really smart too. Yvette: Oh, well maybe he and TJ can hang out together. Is he around TJ's age? Pete Gilroy: Well, I don't know, how old are you? T.J.: Almost ten, sir. Pete Gilroy: Oh, no, he'd be long dead by then. Yvette: Oh, I'm so sorry! Pete Gilroy: When they're as abnormally large as my Grandson, their hearts tend to crap out. Yvette: (crying) I'm going to do the dishes!

Mr Basil Militich: T.J. You're not in elementry school anymore. You're in highschool. You've got to learn some self-control. TJ Henderson: Yeah but I have so many ideas in my head that they just come flowing out. Mr Basil Militich: Yes I know.

(after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him) Mr Basil Militich: They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have. TJ Henderson: And what did you tell them? Mr Basil Militich: I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner. TJ Henderson: Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub? Mr Basil Militich: ... Are you? TJ Henderson: No! Mr Basil Militich: They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder? TJ Henderson: It was for science, I was building a volcano! Mr Basil Militich: I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!

Marcus: Don't get us wrong, we care about the environment. Morris L. 'Mo' Tibbs: Give a hoot, don't pollute. Marcus: But we're not gonna drink something that tastes like vinegar, just so some chipmunks somewhere can live an extra couple of weeks.

TJ Henderson: (to his dad) Hey, did you know that if you rearrange the letters in your name, they spell "Flody"?

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