Sleepwalkers
1992
Charles Brady: This doesn't have to hurt. Just think of yourself as lunch! (She hits him in the head with her camera) ... I lied! It does have to hurt!
Charles Brady: Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me you fucking cat!
Charles Brady: (stabs a policeman in the ear with a pencil) Cop-kabob!
Mary Brady: No vegetables, no dessert - that's the rules.
Andy Simpson: There goes Johnny with a pucker up his ass/ He's a one ball man and he's off to the Rodeo/ So this man lived down Alabama right there you fucking turkey/ Get your right foot right/ Get off the stage you fucking jerk you know
Capt Ira Soames: What? Sheriff Ira: Cold Draft Capt Ira Soames: Could you use one right now?
Capt Ira Soames: Look, you got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, i'll be happy to volunteer.
Deputy Horace: (after hearing a door close) Maybe it was the wind? Officer Wilbur: It was not the fucking wind. Mary Brady: (after smashing their heads together) You're right. It was not the fucking wind.