Slap Her... She's French
2002
Starla Grady: We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut down before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of her, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or as the great German philosopher Fred niche once said: "that which does not kill us, is gonna wish it had," because we are about to Fed ex it's sorry ass back to skank central where it came from. Or something like that.
(Starla grabs Genevieve for dancing with Kyle) Kyle Fuller: Hey, come on babe. We were just dancing. Starla Grady: That's not dancing. That's dry-humping! Genevieve Le Plouff: Ow, sorry. That's how we dance in my country. Starla Grady: Well, everyone in your country is a big, fat whore! (Genevieve grabs Starla by her neck) Genevieve Le Plouff: (whispering in Starla's ear) Maybe if you knew how to keep your man happy, we wouldn't have to dance with a whore such as myself!
(Starla sees Genevieve dancing with her boyfriend) Starla Grady: You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!
Ashley Lopez: Starla, why do you have to be so nasty to Genevieve? She's been like your slave! Tanner Jennings: Oui! You just can't stand for anyone else to have a little bit of attention you stuck-up bitch! Starla Grady: Don't call me a bitch... bitch! (Starla slaps Tanner) Tanner Jennings: You are a bitch... bitch! (Tanner slaps Starla back) Ashley Lopez: And we know you called us sluts! (Ashley slaps Starla) Starla Grady: You are sluts! (Starla slaps both of them)
(last lines) Genevieve Le Plouff: Bonjour, ya'll.
Starla Grady: Actually, that's not the right tape.