Ski School

1991

(after _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 1980) _ (qv) Ed: You have learned much young Dave, but you are not a skier yet.

Dave Marshak: Welcome to my kingdom. I will bed you all before the night is through.

Fitz: This isn't a party, it's a still life.

Dave Marshak: It's not how far you go, it's how go you far.

Dave Marshak: Fitz, you get beer. Ed, you get... beer. Johnny, you get laid.

Fitz: Skiing is partying, partying is skiing.

Dave Marshak: We party here. Fitz: We party big. Ed: We party now.

Dave Marshak: Does anyone have a problem with that ? (pointing to a girl passing in a bikini) Half-naked girls walking around at 9am ? Last year they were completely naked at this time ! Do you think she's gonna wear all that all day ? Or... she'll be back... for a 5: 30 hot-tub ?

Dave Marshak: (dancing tha lambada with a girl) I could dance with you 'till the cows come home... Better still , I could dance with the cows 'till you come home! Oh Christ , I've *come*!

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