Sister, Sister

1994

Tia Mowry: You don't own me. Lisa Landry: I am renting you for 21 years!

Ray: Money doesn't grow on trees Tamera: Yeah if it did, I'd be outside rakin'.

Lisa Landry: Hey, what's Hank doing here? Ray: That's Hank? Lisa Landry: He's sick, he's supposed to be in bed! (Hank starts kissing another woman) Ray: I think he's heading in that direction...

Tia Mowry: Tamera, do I look like someone who would put on rollerblades, and skate around with someone named, Dinky Patterson? Tamera: Well, you look like me, and I'm going!

Tamera: You're not bothering me anymore, Roger. Roger: So? Tamera: That's bothering me! I kind of miss the way you used to follow me around and give me the creeps. Roger: We did have something special, didn't we? Tamera: Yeah, I guess we did. Roger: Well, we can get it back if we try. Tamera: What about Tia? Roger: Don't worry your little head... I'll just let her down gently. (Tia walks in) Roger: Tia, you're toast!

Tia Mowry: You smell like puppies. Tamera: No I don't! Tia Mowry: Doesn't that cute guy work at the pet store? You've been down there today, haven't you? Tamera: Darn right I have, Tia! And we bottle fed the hamsters together!

(Tia and Tamera are posing as limousine drivers) Chilli T: Wait a minute... the studio sent a couple of teenage girls to be my driver? Tamera: Yes... Chilli T: Cool, they got my memo!

Tamera: I read in the 'Wossuuuup' magazine that Chilli *never* says no to a fan in need. Young Fan: Excuse me Mr Chilli, I'm a really big fan. Can I please have your autograph, pleeeeeaaase? Chilli T: Man, get away from me, get that thing outta my face!

Lisa Landry: Today I destroyed an entire church! Tia Mowry: Well, my marriage to Michael's on the rocks! Lisa Landry: Huh, not even close. Tamera: I... I think I'm in love with Roger. Lisa and Tia: You win!

Clark: (to Tyrek) You don't be buying nothing. You just been creep, creep, creeping around my store for the past weeks. You better buy something or get out of my store!

Lisa Landry: (singing) Here comes the check, all dressed in green. Just call me Lisa, the money machine!

(Tamera is pouring chocolate sauce in her mouth) Ray: Tamera is that dessert or... a desperate cry for help?

Tamera: You got all the art genes, the music genes, what genes are left for me? Tia Mowry: Well I have some ripped jeans in the closet upstairs. Tamera: And you got the joke genes too!

(The girls have just received a birthday card) Tia Mowry: (Reading it out) To my dearest nieces... Two words... 'Carpe Diem'. Tamera: To my dearest Uncle... Two words... 'Say what?'

(They've been given an egg to look after like a child, Roger has stuck on hair and drawn a face on it) Tamera: Wow she's looking more and more like you every day. Roger: Yeah. (turns egg around) But I gave her your butt.

(On naming their 'baby' - an egg for a school project) Roger: Why don't we name her Talamika? That's Swahili for precious flower. Tamera: That's beautiful Roger how'd you know that? Roger: Coz I just made it up.

Lisa Landry: On the way over I had a little accident... (hands him his mailbox) Ray: How'd you hit my mailbox? You don't even have a car. Lisa Landry: I was power walkin and I hit it with my purse!

Lisa Landry: Doc, how are my girls? Tell me the worst! Hospital Janitor: Girl, the toilet bowl overflowed!

(Tamera saw Ray's girlfriend kissing another man) Tia Mowry: Maybe it was just someone who looked like her. Tamera: (sarcastically) Oh, sure, maybe she has an identical twin sister somewhere that she doesn't know anything about... It was *her*, OK?

Ray: (coming up with a song for his business) You need Ray, You need Ray, You need Ray! Lisa Landry: You need help, You need help, You need help!

(repeated line) Tamera, Tia Mowry: Go home, Roger!

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