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1994
Dr Animal: What are you most afraid of? Jo: Anchovies. Dr Animal: Good answer.
Antonio: I did not get your name. Nobody ever comes by here anymore, it's hard to remember them all. Jane: Jane. Antonio: Ah, Jane. Like my cousin Maria!
Midget Guard: Dr Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind, his savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal mind! Joe: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?
Mother: My son is alive. Who the fuck did I kill?
Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again!
Mrs Motel: That's not the mummy! Place your bets - 6 to 1! 6 to 1!
Dr Animal: Call me A. Joe: Eh? Dr Animal: Also call me Doctor. Joe: A Doctor. Dr Animal: Dr A. Joe: Right sorry, Dr A. Dr Animal: Bingo. Joe: Dr A. Bingo? Dr Animal: Moving on.
Antonio: Hasta La Baby Vista... Hasta La... Hasta La...
Antonio: (Balsam's car won't start) Goodbye. Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye. Antonio: Goodbye Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye. Antonio: Goodbye. Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye. Antonio: Goodbye. Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye. (Several hours later Baslam's car finally starts) Antonio: Goodbye. (Balsam drives away) What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!
Antonio: The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close...
Dr Animal: Oh, I like you Ms Joe: Mister. Dr Animal: Please call me Doctor.
Dr Animal: Iggy-boo. Joe: "Iggy-boo"? What's that? Dr Animal: My happy noise.
Joe: You know, you look better in pictures. Detective Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.