Showdown in Little Tokyo

Johnny Murata: Cop. Policeman, Understand? It's bad to shoot me. He's a cop too. It's bad to shoot him.

Johnny Murata: This may sound strange for a cop: Let's get the fuck out of here.

Johnny Murata: We've got a problem here. There are more bad guys than we've got bullets.

Yoshida: Now you only have one hand with which to wipe your ass with,do you want to keep the other one?.

Yoshida: You are dead! Chris Kenner: Hell sucked! We are back!

Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man. Chris Kenner: (nods) Thank you.

(Kenner is aiming a gun at the main bad guy) Johnny Murata: Well? Are you gonna kill him? Det. Kenner: Not right now... Maybe later.

(Kenner says some words in Japanese) Johnny Murata: What did that mean? Det. Kenner: Roughly translated, out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red-hot poker. Johnny Murata: There you have it.

Johnny Murata: You have the right to be dead.

Johnny Murata: Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave. Chris Kenner: Do you know you have moments when you're truly an asshole?

Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy. Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...

Minako: (laughs) Chris Kenner: What? Minako: That time I heard you coming!

Chris Kenner: Bad news: the asshole found us first.

Johnny Murata: So shall we get down and kick some ass? Chris Kenner: No. I'm gonna enjoy being dead for a while.

Det. Kenner: This is for my parents.

Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened. Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too...

Johnny Murata: Once we take out all these bad guys, let's go back and eat sushi off those naked chicks.

Det. Kenner: (Jonny beats up some guys to let Kenner through) How old were you when you started training? Johnny Murata: When I was about four. Det. Kenner: You should have started earlier. Johnny Murata: I was four!

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