Short Circuit 2

1988

Ben Jarhvi: Time funs when you're having fly!

Johnny Five: Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!

Reporter: Mr Five, Mr Five, how do you feel? Johnny Five: How do I feel? I feel... ALIVE!

Oscar: What are you, punishment from God?

Johnny Five: Just a few ibdy... ibdy... bugs bunnies.

Fred: Are you ok. Johnny Five: Functioning 100%. Perfectly ko Derf. Fred: It's Fred. Johnny Five: That's what I said, Derf.

Ben Jahrvi: My name is B.E.N; I spell it Ben!

Fred: Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. We gotta come up with something! Ben Jarhvi: It's not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.

Johnny Five: (assembling Mini-#5) It's me! Isn't that SPECIAL?

Fred: (burning himself with a soldering iron) Jesus! Johnny Five: Christ, lived from 1 to 73 AD.

Johnny Five: Hey you, here's Johnny!

Johnny Five: Am not human, but am a life-form, have soul. But him me killed to try. Fred: Hey wait a minute J5, what do you think you're gonna do? Johnny Five: Pursue! Capture! Incarcerate! Fred: Come on now man, these are serious guys! You're not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up! Johnny Five: I'm okay-kay, just a few biddly-biddly Bugs Bunny to work out in out in! Perfectly functionality, functionality! Fred: Oh yeah sure, listen to yourself, you can't even talk straight! Johnny Five: Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside.

Johnny Five: Doctor Ruth says, "Violence is an expression of sexual frustration".

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