Sheriff of Cimarron
1945
(Dobie "toasts" Ted Carson, the Sonora Kid) Dobie: The Sonora Kid is a gentle lamb / His fleece is black as snow... (Ted shoots the whiskey bottle out of Dobie's hand) Ted Carson: Nobody asked your opinion. Dobie: What's eatin' you? Ted Carson: I don't like your brand of humor. Next time, I'll aim at your funny bone.
(Pinky introduces himself to the new "marshal") Pinky Snyder: Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T. McCord: Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler. Pinky Snyder: Shucks, how'd you guess?
Ted Carson: Dobie and Shad should be waitin' for us at the top of the grade. McCord: You know, kid, I've just been thinkin'. What's the use of us playing Santa Claus? Ted Carson: Whaddya mean? McCord: Why split the gold four ways when you don't have to? Ted Carson: Sure, that's only good arithmetic!