Shameless Christmas Special
2004 (TV)
Carl: (Carl is drunk and staggering around the kitchen having a go at everyone) Same goes for you. Veronica: Me! Carl: Yeah, you! Veronica: Oh yeah. Carl: I don't like your bathroom! Veronica: (Veronica grabs carl by the chin) well stay out of it then smelly arse! Kev: Aw, leave him alone he's tanked. Ian: Who let him get like that? Lip: (points to Veronica) She did. Veronica: We're just celebrating the fact that you're not dead Ian! (he had a bad case of food poisoning) Lip: (hands a glass of milk to Carl) Come on Carl, drink this. Carl: (to Kash) And you, you robbing bastard! Ian: Carl, cut it out. Carl: How much are your Twix meant to be? Kash: 49p Carl: So, how much are a quarter of midgie demmers meant to be? Kash: 28p. Carl: Yeah, so how much is it meant to come to then, you robbing bastard! Ian: Carl, I'm warning you. Kash: 77p! Carl: No, it's not, it's 77! Kash: Yeah! I said 77p! Carl: Did ya, OK, sorry, sorry, Kash, I love your shop and your daughter is a stunner. (Kash has a vision of Carl marrying his daughter and gets a look of horror on his face)
Frank: (Frank wakes up in the snow, having just pissed himself) I didn't think we had a white duvet.
Sheila: (while giving birth on the floor of the Gallagher living room) Give me another consonant, Carol!