Session 9
2001
Phil: Oh... and Gordon? Gordon: Yeah? Phil: (Pointing) Fuuuuck you!
Phil: Gordon! I wouldn't tell anyone about this, cause if they found out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others. Gordon: You did this! Where are the others? Phil: GORDON! I want you to wake up, look down, and take a really, really, really good look at him.
Bill Griggs: They'd soak the nut-jobs in ice water, or they'd give 'em a lobotomy.
(last lines) Doctor: And where do you live, Simon? Mary Forbes (as Simon) : I live in the weak and the wounded... Doc.
Phil: It says here that 19 were committed due to disappointed expectations, Hank, they're talkin' about you.
Jeff: What's the deal with Phil and Hank? Mike: What's the deal? Hank stole Phil's girlfriend! It's a nightmare! You don't wanna get involved! You especially don't want to get on Phil's bad side, he'll give you all the grunt work.
Gordon: I hit Wendy. Phil: What? Gordon: A couple days ago, right after I found out about this job, I went home. I had flowers, I wanted to celebrate. I came in she was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. I guess she turned the wrong way because next thing I know, I've got a pot of boiling water all over m'leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin' but I slapped her. I knew it was an accident, but I hit her for it. *trying to make sense of it* I hurt my wife. I love my wife.
Gordon: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? Phil: Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.
Henry: (motioning to Jeff's blaring stereo) Mikey didn't tell you about these? Jeff: What? Henry: Rule one: Music created sonic vibrations. Vibrations jiggle spooj dust into the air. It gets into the air, it gets into your lungs. This music you plannin' on listening to? Jeff: Yeah... Henry: Yeah, you tryin' to kill us all? Either turn it off or put on something else. Like Yanni, or John Tesh or something. (leaves) Jeff: Who's Yanni?