Score
1973
Eddie: She was sure you'd been murdered and raped. Elvira: (sarcastic) Murdered maybe...
Elvira: Jack, I know you'd just as soon climb aboard a man than a woman, wouldn't you? Jack: Elvira, I'd climb aboard a porcupine if it struck my fancy.
Jack: Say, that's a nice looking ring. Eddie: Do you like it? I wasn't sure I liked it. I thought it looked a little queer. Jack: Queer strange or queer faggoty? Eddie: Queer faggoty.
Betsy: Am I stoned yet? Elvira: I don't think so. Betsy: Then lets play Chopsticks anyway. (Betsy plays Chopsticks on the piano) Betsy: I don't remember the words...
(Betsy puts on crotchless panties and a frontless bra) Betsy: Why don't I just wear nothing? Elvira: That would be vulgar.
Betsy: Did you have a nice evening, Elvira? Elvira: No. I'd tell you all about it, only you'd blush. Betsy: That's all a good Catholic girl ever does.