Scooby-Doo
2002
Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world... that's so mean.
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy? Scooby Doo: Raggy Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world? Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane. Shaggy: Like, that is my favorite name.
Shaggy: Like, chill out, Scrappy. You didn't have to try and take over the whole world and destroy humanity. Scrappy Doo: It would have worked too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of... (door closes on him)
Fred: This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.
Fred: (Realizing he and Daphne have switched bodies) Hey. I could look at myself naked.
Scrappy Doo: I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.
(trapped in hot dogs) Scooby Doo: What Now? Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat. (Scooby bites one) Scooby Doo: It's plastic. Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet. Scooby Doo: So do you.
Scooby Doo: Ramburgers.
Velma: Let's get jinky with it.
Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood? Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.
Shaggy: Friends don't quit.
Fred: Shaggy... Listen, man. Someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down, man. Talk me down.
Daphne: (in Fred's body) Fred keeps touching me.
Creature: I've gotta bag of... uh... hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods where no one can see you Scooby Doo: Okay.
Fred: Ya better get your smack on smack on. Ya know what I'm sayin'? Shaggy: (nods, pauses) No.
Daphne: I've got a major wedgie.
(Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements) Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.
Daphne: Scooby. We're here to solve a mystery.
Velma: Scooby-Doo. You're name means Scooby-poop.
(Talking to Scooby Doo) Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.
(Talking to Fred and Velma) Daphne: I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.
Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy. Hey, you. Velma: Yes that is masterful.
Velma: All you care about are swimsuit models. Fred: Hey. I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.
Daphne: I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die.
(Being chased by monsters) Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.
Shaggy: (in Daphne's body) Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?
Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on. Shaggy: Fred. Fred: Yo. What up, dawg? (to Scooby) And, uh... dog? Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.
Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.
Scooby Doo: Raggy, rour ripped. Shaggy: Im whipped oh yeah why don't you say that to my face man. Scooby Doo: Rall Ray it right row, rour romma reats rat roop. Shaggy: No Scooby Doo your mom eats cat poop.
Shaggy: Zoinks them peppers is like hot.
Fred: Now listen up there is absolutely no such thing... MONSTER.
Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island. Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title. Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic. Shaggy: Or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
Scooby Doo: What's that? Mondavarious: It's a cat with a bobbing head, please don't touch it.
Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note. (Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face) My glasses. Where's my glasses? Daphne: Who's helpless now?
Daphne: Hey, I'm me again. Velma: (in Fred's body) Yippee for you. Shaggy: (as Velma) Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?
Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking. Scooby Doo: Me? That's you. Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.
Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?
Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo. Scooby Doo: Hey. Scrappy Doo: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me, let me at em. I'll rock 'em and I sock 'em. Fred: Scrappy. for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghost. Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power (wets on Daphne) ta-da. Daphne: Oh God. he's peeing on me.
Bartender: I got a phone call here for a Mister Doo? Melvin: Melvin Doo? Bartender: Nah. Scooby.
Fred: Mr Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.
Daphne: Now, who's the damsel in distress? Henchman: Me. Daphne: Straight up.
Velma: (to a monster) You can use a little sunlight.
Fred: Fred just got his groove on.
Fred: I'm me! Daphne: I'm back. Shaggy: Like, me too. Velma: Told you so.
(Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat) Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself. Shaggy: Like how? Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue, or I'll swim out to the edge. Shaggy: Sorry. (releases Daphne's protoplasm)
Fred: Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne. Scrappy Doo: It was an accident! Fred: You were marking your territory!
Shaggy: Gee, Scrabs. There's no reason to freak out and act like a jerk and try to kill all humanity. Scrappy Doo: And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you sons of a bi...