Saturday the 14th
1981
Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth? Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's.. it's a finished basement. Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.
Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children? Waldemar: As often as we can.
Van Helsing: Some vampires will believe anything.
Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now! Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there. Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.
Waldemar: If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.
Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest? Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.
Television Announcer: George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive-- John: Billy, will you turn that thing off? Billy: I did turn it off.
Van Helsing: In one minute, terrible things are going to happen! (A scream is heard off-camera.) Um, less than a minute?
Van Helsing: When I get that book, I will rule the world! Think of it -- famine! War! Death!