Saturday Night Live: The Best of Cheri Oteri
2004 (TV)
Arianna: Oh my god, Craig, my boyfriend is freeballin'!
Pilot: Sorry to interrupt our in flight feature, Free Willy 2, but if a flight attendant doesn't get her ass up here soon I'm gonna crash this thing.
Office Worker: Are you wearing a tube top? Adele: Just a little elastic basket to hold my peaches.
Judge Judy: (talking to the defendant, a clown) Hey, I've got a story for you. It's about the day I killed a clown whore now SHUT UP!
Cass Van Rye: Can we turn on the AC in here fellas? Tom Wilkins: Actually Cass, the station refused to pay the bill because we are the lowest rated show on television.
Craig: Who's that Spartan under me? Arianna: It's me! It's me!
Barbara Walters: Yep, I was in such a roid rage, I threw a file cabinet at Hugh Downes.
Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Office Worker #2: Adele, you're really bad at innuendo. Adele: Yeah, well I want you bad in my end-o.
Colette Reardon: I popped a handful of Benzedrine in my mouth, just a quick pick me up.
Restaurant Manager: (a customer has complained about Nadine) First thing, who is the queen of disco? Irate customer: Uh, Donna Summer? Restaurant Manager: Right, and how is Miss Summer listed in the phone book? Irate customer: Uh, Summer, Donna? Restaurant Manager: Now, slow that down. Irate customer: Summer, Donna, Summer Donna, Summer Donna Restaurant Manager: That's right; now what do you need to do? Nadine, Restaurant Manager: Simmer down now! Simmer down now! (Customer runs out of the restaurant)