Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies
1999 (TV)
(The catagory is Famous Titles) Sean Connery: I'll take Famous Titties for $200.
Alex Trebek: Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth.
Adam Sandler: (singing) Robert DeNiro/Bela Lugosi/Snuffalupagus and Parker Posey.
Alex Trebeck: Mr Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category. Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one. Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore. Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta. John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog. Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr Keaton. Michael Keaton: I am Batman. Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.
(during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number") Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it. Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double. Ricky Martin: (film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup) What type of tea is in my cup? Keanu Reaves: Is it iced tea? Alex Trebek: No, it is not iced tea, you moron! Keanu Reaves: Then, I'm afraid I don't know.
Alex Trebek: Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'. Adam Sandler: (Incoherently) Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole. Alex Trebek: I feel like I want to punch you.
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