Samurai Pizza Cats

1991

Polly: I was so worried about pizza toppings, I never realized the spice of my inner feelings for him... and now, he's heading straight into the deadly comet, and I may never have the chance to tell him how I feel... oh, to stroke his fuzzy whiskers... I love him so!

Lucille: Oh... how can you hold all of these feelings inside you for so long?

Polly Esther: A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?

Guru Lou: Read my eyelids: NO NEW ROBOTS!

(first line of the opening) Director: Will someone please cue that bird?

Kid: Mama-san, what do they call that thing they shoot cats out of? Mama-san: I'm not sure, but I think they call it a cat-apault. Kid: Boy, I'm glad I didn't have to say THAT line...

Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life! Guido: Must be rap music.

Narrator: Is this the end of the Pizza Cats? After only seven episodes?

Francine: (Answering phone) "Saumrai Pizza Cats, pizza's our middle name!"

Bad Bird: (After freezing professor Ohm) "Now you know what it's like to live in Quebec. Perhaps now you'll learn to speak au français. Give us the secret, or you'll be eating crêpes, pal!"

Speedy Cerviche: Acthooo! (sneezes) Francine: Hey! Be careful not to sneeze on the pizzas! Guido Anchovis: Yeah, or we'll have to charge more for the extra toppings.

Speedy Cerviche: You think you can just walk away from all this? You think I'm gonna let you go just because our spineless criminal justice system allows crooks to walk the streets, while innocent people live in fear? Ooh-who, that really ticks me off!

Polly: Who comes up with these lines?

Speedy Cerviche: Ever had one of those days when you just want to go back to bed?

Speedy Cerviche: The pussy is the cat's meow

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