Royal Rumble
1992 (V)
Gorilla Monsoon, Announcer: No one ever, in the history of the Royal Rumble, has drawn No. 1-5 and been there at the end. Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: Oh, shut up!
(During a post-match interview following Ric Flair's Royal Rumble victory) Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: We hate to say we told you so, but... Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer, Mr Perfect: We told you so!
(Ric Flair, Mr Perfect and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan are celebrating Flair's title win in the Royal Rumble.) Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: We hate to say we told you so, but... Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer, Mr Perfect: We told you so!
(Rowdy Roddy Piper has just pulled Jake "The Snake" Roberts off of Ric Flair) Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Piper. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. (Piper then nails Flair) Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: You no good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt.
Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: You have to remember. Virgil once had that million dollar belt. Of course he stole it, but he still had it. Gorilla Monsoon, Announcer: Oh, give me a break. Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: Virgil entered at what, 23? I mean, who knows how many bags he's been through in the back? Gorilla Monsoon, Announcer: Would you stop?
Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: I'm soaking wet. I need a drink. Hey you, stupid! Get me something with a kick!
Gorilla Monsoon, Announcer: The Barbarian doesn't like Flair. Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Announcer: The Barbarian doesn't like anybody. When I managed him, he barely liked *me*.