RoboCop
1987
RoboCop: Come quietly or there will be... trouble. Steve Minh: Oh, fuck you! (fires his shotgun)
Joe Cox: Shit. You mind if I... zip this up?
RoboCop: (after stabbing Clarence) Lewis! Lewis! (looks up) Lewis: Murphy... I'm a mess... RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything.
Clarence Boddicker: H-hey, now wait a second. (Robocop takes aim as he advances on Clarence; Clarence chuckles nervously as he realizes that Robocop truly means to kill him) Now wait a minute... you're taking this kind of personally, aren't you? (fear becomes apparent in his voice as Robocop approaches) Come on now, man, you're making me nervous. Come on, you can't do this! Don't mess around! Hey! Hey! Hey, man, now don't get cute!
RoboCop: Looking for me? (shoots Joe mercilessly)
Clarence Boddicker: (stabs Robocop in the chest with metal rod) Sayonara, Robocop! (Robocop stabs him in the throat; Clarence screams in pain as he staggers away and collapses)
Dick Jones: Come in, officer! You I don't usually see anyone without an appointment, but in your case I'll make an exception. RoboCop: You are under arrest. Dick Jones: Oh? On what charge? RoboCop: Aiding and abetting a known felon. Dick Jones: Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. Dick Jones: (extends his hands for handcuffing) You better take me in. RoboCop: I will. ("Product violation" flashes in Robocop's display, and begins to malfunction) Dick Jones: What's the matter, officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called Directive Four - my little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think, that you were an ordinary Police officer? You're our product! And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we? (Robocop continues to resist Directive Four shutdown) Dick Jones: Ah, still a little fight left in you. Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine. (ED-209 marches into the room) Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Bob Morton: Yes! Now that's how it's done in the big leagues, Johnson. You see an opening, you go for it! Johnson: You better watch your back, Bob. Jones is going to come looking for you. Bob Morton: Oh, fuck Jones. He fumbled the ball I was there to pick it up. Johnson: Too bad about Kinney, huh? Bob Morton: Eh, that's life in the big city. Johnson: So, when do we start? Bob Morton: As soon as some poor schmuck decides to volunteer.
RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
Murphy: Role models are important.
Lewis: I just asked him his name. Morton: Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's product.
RoboCop: I'm not arresting you anymore.
Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Clarence: Bitches leave!
RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything.
Prisoner: I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Emil: I remember you! We killed you!
Clarence: See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.
Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.
(after having helped empty dozens of rounds into Officer Murphy) Joe Cox: Shit! I'm out of bullets.
(Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back. Lt Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn) Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car do you want? Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage! Lt Hedgecock: How about a 6000 SUX? (a crack on the Pontiac 6000) Miller: Yeah!
(last lines) The Old Man: Nice shooting, son. What's your name? RoboCop: Murphy.
(Bob Morton has stormed off) Officer Lewis: Sorry, Sarge, I fucked up. Sgt. Reed: Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.
RoboCop: Your move, creep.
Sgt. Reed: You're client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you!
(RoboCop has just rescued a rape victim) Rape Victim: Oh God, I was so scared! Thank you! RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.
Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives? RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Officer Lewis: Murphy, it's you!
Commercial Voice-Over: It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition! (8.7 MPG)
(Kinney points his gun at ED-209) ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply. Dick Jones: I think you'd better do as he says, Mr Kinney.
RoboCop: Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.
RoboCop: Book him! Sgt. Reed: What's the charge? RoboCop: He's a cop killer.
Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!
The Old Man: Dick, you're *fired*! RoboCop: Thank you.
Emil: Smoke? Dougy: Nah. You know those things'll kill you. Emil: Yeah. You wanna live forever?
Clarence: (to Murphy) Where's your partner? I said, "Where's your partner?" Joe Cox: Well guys... (about Lewis) the other one was upstairs. She was sweeeeet! Hmm-hmm. I took her out. (laughs) Clarence: I bet that really pisses you off. You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy. Do ya? Murphy: Buddy, I think you're slime.
Clarence: Do you have access to military weaponry? Dick Jones: We practically are the military.
Clarence Boddicker: Hey, dickey boy, how's tricks? Dick Jones: That thing is still alive... Clarence Boddicker: I don't know what you're talking about. Dick Jones: The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to... Clarence Boddicker: (gets up close to Jones face) Hey... Take a look at my face *Dick*! He was trying to kill me... Dick Jones: He's a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said, his memories are admissible as evidence! You *involved* me! You're gonna have to kill it... Clarence Boddicker: Well listen chief... Your company built the fucking thing! Now I gotta deal with it! I don't have time for this bullshit! (stars heading towards the door) Dick Jones: Suit yourself Clarence... But Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living trailers, that means drugs, gambling, prostition... (Clarence backtracks into Jones' office) Virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets... One man could control it all, Clarence... Clarence Boddicker: Well I guess we're gonna be friends after all. *Richard*. Dick Jones: (tosses Robocop's tracking device to Clarence) Destroy it... Clarence Boddicker: Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry? Dick Jones: We practically are the military.
Clarence: Nothing fancy, just kill him.
Emil: I like it!
(after blowing Murphy's hand off) Clarence: Well give the man a hand!
(Dragging Leon Nash by the hair) Robocop: Let's talk.
Bob Morton: You're gonna be one bad motherfucker!
Robocop: Murphy had a wife and son. What happened to them? Officer Lewis: Well, after the funeral she moved away. Robocop: Where did they go? Officer Lewis: She thought you were dead, Murphy. She started over again. Robocop: I can feel them... but I can't remember them.
Dick Jones: I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!
Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the Mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.
Clarence: Can you fly, Bobby?
Dick Jones: Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we?
Miller: First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!
Emil: (pointing a shotgun at Murphy's chin) Your ass is mine! (Clarence walks in) Clarence: No! Not yet in ain't.
Clarence: (after spitting blood) Just give me my fucking phone call.
Bob Morton: What the fuck are you doing? Do you know who I am? If you think you're going to get away with this... (Clarence shoots him in the leg) Bob Morton: Goddammit! (Clarence fires three more times, shooting him in both legs) Bob Morton: Stop! I'll give you anything you want. Just please, please don't kill me, alright? (Clarence pops in a cd and the sneering face of Dick Jones appears onscreen) Dick Jones: Hello, buddy boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you're on your knees right about now. Begging for your life. Pathetic. You don't feel so cocky now do ya Bob? Bob Morton: Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it right now. Dick Jones: You know what the tragedy here is Bob? We could have been friends. (Clarence pulls out a timebomb with a pin in it) Dick Jones: But you wouldn't go through proper channels. (Bob shakes his head "no.") Dick Jones: You went over my head. (Clarence pulls out the pin with his tongue, setting the time bomb) Dick Jones: That hurt... But life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob. Every game has a winner and a loser... (Clarences confidently walks out, Bob desperately crawls toward the bomb bleeding profusely from his legs) Dick Jones: I'm cashing you out, Bob. (last thing we see is Bob failing to get a firm grip on the bomb and Jones's smiling face just before the bomb goes off)
(Clarence shows Bob Morton a video recorded message by Dick Jones) Dick Jones: You know what the real tragedy is, Bob? We could have been friends. But you wouldn't go through other channels. You went over my head. That hurt. But life goes on, all fun and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game. And every game's got a winner, and a loser. I'm cashing you out, Bob.
Manson: Where are you from? Murphy: Metro South. Manson: Welcome to hell.
Clarence: I've got the muscle to shove so much of this factory up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year! Sal: Mikey, blow this cocksucker's head off. (Sal's goons pull out their guns, Clarence's goons pull out their guns. Seeing this, the rest of the guys in the room pull out their guns too) Clarence: Ooh, guns, guns, guns! Tigers are playing (taps table) ... tonight! I never miss a game.
(first lines) Slimey Lawyer: Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone.
(Dick Jones's ED-209 has malfunctioned during a demonstration, killing an office worker) The Old Man: Dick, I'm very disappointed. Dick Jones: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback. The Old Man: You call this a GLITCH? (pause) We're scheduled to begin construction in 6 months. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone!
Dick Jones: I remember when I was a young executive for this company. I used to call the Old Man funny names. Iron Butt, Boner... once I even called him asshole. But there was always respect. I knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy boy!
(ED-209 has malfunctioned and killed Mr Kinney in a demonstration) Bob Morton: Somebody wanna call a GODDAMN PARAMEDIC?
Emil: (dying after taking an acid bath) Help meeeee Leon Nash: Don't touch me, man!
RoboCop: Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent... Clarence Boddicker: (Spits blood in Robo's face) Fuck you. (Robocop sends him flying through a window) Clarence Boddicker: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I'm protected, man. I got protection. RoboCop: ... you have the right to an attorney... Clarence Boddicker: What is this shiiiit... (Robocop sends him flying through another window) Goddammit! Godammit! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! There's another guy. He's OCP. He's the senior president. RoboCop: ... anything you say can be used against you. Clarence Boddicker: It's Dick Jonessssss... (Robocop sends him flying through another window) You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops. (Robocop grabs his throat) You're a cop. (Robocop's program intervenes to prevent him from killing Clarence in cold blood. He releases Clarence from his grasp) RoboCop: Yes, I am a cop.
Johnson: Don't mess with Jones, man. He'll make sushi out of you. Kinney: Yeah, you better be careful. Jones is a real shark. Bob Morton: Who asked you, twerp?
(after killing Murphy) Joe Cox: Good night, sweet prince.
Dick Jones: I say good business is where you find it.