Revenge of the Pink Panther
1978
Simone Legree: Oh my God. Clouseau: Mine too.
Cato: Please, boss! I thought you were dead! Clouseau: So! As a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory!
(Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and "invited" him to it with a phone call) Simone Le Gree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap... Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap. Cato: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap. Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
Clouseau: Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders! Cato: What good will that do? Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!
(Inspector Clouseau, disguised as Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, explains why he can't give a tip to the postman) Clouseau: I'm a little short.
(Dressed as Toulouse-Lautrec, and singing) Clouseau: Thank heaven, for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day.
Clouseau: Special delivery - a bomb (pronounced "beaumbe") ! Were you expecting one?
Clouseau: You mean Douvier killed a wandering transvestite just to impress his godfather?
Clouseau: I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!
(about Clouseau) Police Commissioner: You knew him intimately. Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I hated him intimately!
Clouseau: It's me! Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I know!
Simone Legree: Simone (palm reading Scallini's hand) I can tell that you're a very passionate man.Do you see how long this line is? Julio Scallini: Scallini: Keep watching,it's gonna get longer.