Rescue from Gilligan's Island
1978 (TV)
Professor: Miss Ainsworth, turn off your macho!
Dean: We're expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast. Professor: But we're on the east coast. Dean: That's how big I want it to be.
Mary Ann: He didn't mean any harm, Skipper. Skipper: Neither did the ice berg that sunk the Titanic.
Mr Howell: Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven't put up the sail? Skipper: Yes, Mr Howell, we haven't got a sail. Mr Howell: Can you give me another good reason?
(Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter) Skipper: I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued. Mr Howell: Rescued. Mrs Howell: Rescued. Ginger Grant: Rescued. Mary Ann: Rescued. Professor: Rescued. Gilligan: Rescued.
(The castaways are planning to tie their huts together to make a raft) Skipper: Only question is, will it have enough bottom? Gilligan: If that's the question, Skipper, you sure got the answer.
Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.
(The seat of the chair the Skipper is sitting in has been varnished) Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair? Gilligan: Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished.
(last lines) Gilligan: (after the castways have been re-stranded) What's wrong, everybody? We're home again! Skipper: Yes, Gilligan, (shouts) we're home again!
Professor: (about the tsunami) Mind you, I haven't worked out all the details. Mrs Howell: I have one thing to say to you, Professor. Work out the details.