Repossessed
1990
Nancy: (while possessed by Devil) Oh, what did I do to deserve this!
Ned: I still say it's PMS
Frieda: What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway? Braydon: Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession. Frieda: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread Braydon: Exactly Ned: So what did John Hancock do?
(after bodybuilder has fallen in front of him) Gay bodybuilder: Well, hello there I've always wanted my own personal trainer Father Luke Brophy: Excuse me I'm looking for a man... Gay bodybuilder: Get your own this one's already taken
Nancy: (while possessed) Hello I'm Barbara Walters and this is twenty twenty, haha I've always wanted to do that!
Fanny: (about her dog) Fru-Fru says 'God bless us everyone'
Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore are they Jesse? Jesse Ventura: ... Or any less
Jebedaiah Mayii: I said they were good kids at this point they hadn't taken acting lessons
Braydon: What's going on, father? I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.
Nancy: Excuse me, doctor? TV Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV that's why I recommend...
Nancy: You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people! Father Luke Brophy: Satan wait! Where do you think you're going? Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!
Nancy: SILENCE! One more word out of you little sacks of shit, and there'll be no more T.V for you tonight!
Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
(fighting with Father Mayii in bed) Nancy: Don't take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega!
Father Luke Brophy: She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions... Father Jebedaiah Mayii: That doesn't prove a thing, she could be related to Joe Cocker. Father Luke Brophy: No. Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Could it be she had PMS?