Ren & Stimpy 'Adult Party Cartoon'

2003

(Ren's dad tries to give Ren a gun so he can put the tortured frog out of his misery, because it's the "honorable thing". Ren's mom slaps the gun out of Ren's hand, and yells at Ren's dad) Mrs Höek: What the hell are you doing, giving a gun to our son, are you crazy? (hands Ren a chainsaw) Use this instead.

(Ren is getting psychiatric help to find out why he treats Stimpy so bad) Ren Höek: So, what do you think is wrong with me? Dr Mr Horse: You want to know what's wrong with you. Do you really want to know what's wrong with you? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! That's what's wrong with you! Ren Höek: Crazy? Dr Mr Horse: Yeah, that's right! You need to be locked up! Ren Höek: I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! And now you tell me I'm crazy? WHAT KIND OF A PSYCHOLOGIST ARE YOU? Dr Mr Horse: Psychologist? I'm a horse, you lunatic! And I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!

(inside the homeless man's mouth, his uvula goes into Ren's ass five times. Ren wakes up, Ren Höek: Hey! WHO'S THE PITCHER, AND WHO'S THE CATCHER? Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: You're the pitcher, I'm the catcher! You're the pitcher, I'm the catcher! See? Stimpy points to a blackboard hanging on the side of the mouth, which reads "You're The pitcher, I'm the catcher" over and over again)

(Ren kicks the homeless guy in his testicles) Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Hey. What did you do that for, Ren? Ren Höek: Aw, it's an ancient custom. You've got to give your house a good kick in it's ballsack before you leave it. Everybody knows that.

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