ReBoot
1994
Bob: Prepare to taste the wrath of my... butterknife?
Tactic: Are you a good user, or a bad user?
Phong: The future is not determined by the throw of the dice; it is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me.
Dot: Abra-ca-whatchama-cadabracallit.
Rob Cursor: System... out of danger?
Powerlock: (Frisket snarling.) Matrix! It's about time you got here. Call off your mangey mutt. Matrix: Frisket, Heel! Rob Cursor: Powerlock. What happened here? Powerlock: I caught these two trying to crash the system. Matrix: Hmm? Frisket, sniff! Matrix: (Frisket starts sniffing the spectrols and then turns his head towards Powerlock and growls) Frisket always had a thing for viruses. Powerlock: Stop. One more move and the system crashes. Head Spectrol: No. (the head spectrol tries in vain to keep Powerlock from crashing the system. A blast goes off cutting the line from door overhead) Rob Cursor: Matrix watch out... Ooh! Matrix: Virus it ends... Now! (Powerlock wails in pain as Matrix shoots him to destroy him) Rob Cursor: System out of danger? Matrix: Yes. Rob Cursor: Good. Where I go, I go alone. Database: He's deleted Slim.
Mike the TV: Soothing 32-bit lotion, because you itch.
Dot: He tasks me and I shall have him.
Mike the TV: It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!
Mike the TV: The Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!
Spy Binome: The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss. Megabyte: What are you talking about?
Ray Tracer: You blokes look uptight. You should try logging off, it relieves tension.
Matrix: You got a deletion wish?
Captain Capacitor: Shiver me templates!
(princess Boola is seven feet tall) Bob: Is she really a princess? Captain Capacitor: No, you want to tell her different?
Dot: He's just standing there, shooting at things. Enzo: I know, and in the next level, sprites are zombies. They've got flesh on their bones! Dot: I don't even want to think about that. I mean, what kind of sick creature gets enjoyment out of playing this sort of game?
Bob: I don't think so!
Bob: This is bad. This is *very* bad.
(repeated line) Bob: This is bad; this is very bad.
Dot: Don't ever leave me again. Glitch-Bob: I promise.
Bob: You two be careful out there. Dot: You too.
Bob: So much for me being Mr Save-the-Day.
Dot: We Mainframers stick together.
Dot: (as Bob comes inside through a window) Ever heard of a door? Bob: (as his chewed-up zipboard flies through the window) Ever heard of a Frisket?
Enzo Matrix #1: (dressed in a princess costume) Bob, you gotta help me delete these stupid clothes. It's mega-embarrassing. I wanted to reboot into a knight like you, not a damsel in this dress! Bob: That color is you.
AndrAIa: (as Hexadecimal; in front of a mirror changing the masks back and forth) Happy. Sad. Happy. Sad. Happy. Intrigued. I've never been so in touch with my emotions.
Matrix: No, not you. Enzo Matrix #3: I am Number One. The original. Do you think this is a game? Do you? Matrix: But how? You're me? Enzo Matrix #3: But you hate me. You must. Look at what you've become. Matrix: You're wrong. I had to become bigger, tougher. I had be ready for Megabyte, to survive the games. Enzo Matrix #3: Did you like the games more than Mainframe? More than your family? Matrix: No! No, I didn't. I was trapped in the games. Matrix: Games, games, games. It was only a game. You killed my family! Matrix: My family! Enzo Matrix #3: You've forgotten your family! You let yourself become a prisoner of the games. What would Bob think of you now? Matrix: Bob. Enzo Matrix #3: There can be only one. Be see'in you.
Matrix: Bob! (runs to bowl Bob over) Glitch-Bob: Whoah! I think you're a little big for that.
Enzo Matrix: Here! I'm here! Come and get me!
Hexadecimal: So many moods... so little time...
Dot: (communicating with young Guardian Enzo, via his key tool Glitch) Awaiting your command, Guardian. Enzo Matrix: Glitch... uh... (pause.) ... firewall!
Maxine: How many times do I have to say it, if you have the urge to vomit, DON'T
Megabyte: If it's cat and mouse, Bob, maybe we need some cheese!
Mouse: Megabyte, sweetie, rule # 1: NOBODY double-crosses The Mouse. Megabyte: Rule # 2: I double-cross whomever I please.
Mike the TV: Oh! Somebody give me a hug!
Bob: Dot, stay frosty.
Megabyte: I'm glad you find this amusing. Hexadecimal: Oh, I was just picturing what I will do to you once I am free from your little toy. You have no idea the power you try to control! Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things. Megabyte: Enough! Breach this firewall with your viral energies or suffer! Your choice.
Bob: I've got to help the User? Heh, there's a first time for everything.
Enzo Matrix: Okay, big boy... let's party.
Enzo Matrix: One all... this is the decider... come on, Enzo, keep it together... you can do this... you're a guardian, a machine... let's do it!
Enzo Matrix: You can't speak in these things.
Charger: I thought you were Bob and I came to warn you. Matrix: About what? Charger: This? Matrix: Megatbyte? Charger: No. Worse. Daemon.
Bob: I never knew Dot was so great looking. Dot: I heard that too. Bob: Oh! Sorry. Dot: Just keep your mind on the job.
Dot: But I told Enzo not to go into the games alone. Bob: Yes, but did you tell him to move if one was dropping on him?
Bob: (thinking) Wow... Dot looks amazing. What a babe. Dot: I heard that. Bob: What? Did I say it or just think it? Dot: You thought it. We're telepathic, it's part of our game character. Bob: Oh, sorry. I better be more careful of what I say, ah... think. Dot: That'll be a first.
Ray Tracer: In all my years as a web surfer I don't think I've ever seen anybody do something so stupid. Hack: Now you've done it... Megabyte is gonna be mad! Slash: Ah, what's new? I miss Bob. Hack: What? You crazy? Slash: Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does...
Megabyte: You don't have to fight me, Bob. Think about it... we could be a great team... Bob: I'd rather be erased. Megabyte: Your choice.
Virus: What? A guardian? Matrix: There's no guardian here. I'm Matrix... a renegade. Virus: Please, renegade... mercy. Matrix: Mercy? To a virus? Never...
Enzo: She's too young to end-file, too young to quit without saving!
Enzo Matrix: No way... this isn't a game, I did this... and I didn't make myself any smarter... I made everyone else dumber!
Enzo: Did you hear that? We've got to score as many points as possible... or we're all... wiped out. Bob: Don't worry, coach, I will help you win. Dot: We will help you win. Binome #1: Yep, you got it, Enzo. Binome #2: Winning is our format. Binome #3: Consider it inputted. Binome #4: No problem. Bob: Um... there's just one thing... Enzo: Yes? Bob: What are points? Enzo: AHHHHHH! We're all going to be nullified!
Megabyte: You can't... do this... it goes against everything you stand for. Matrix: You took away my life... destroyed my home... caused nothing but pain and suffering to everyone I held dear!
Megabyte: Why yes... it is... young Enzo Matrix home from the games... my how you've grown... (Matrix grabs his gun) and such toys... does your sister know you're playing with them? (Matrix aims his gun at Megabyte) Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that! Why don't you put that gun away, boy, and try fighting like a real sprite?
(Andria puts her hand on Enzo's hand) Enzo Matrix: Your icon. What if it doesn't work? AndrAIa: I am a game sprite. If trapped here I can survive. That's all I knew before I met you, Enzo.
Phong: I have prepared something for just such an emergency. Bob: You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls stomping around Mainframe? Phong: That is correct! Bob: How do you plan for that? Phong: Lucky guess.
Dot: Problem? Bob: You could say that. These two booted into the game and tried to win it by setting off an explosion capable of destroying the planet! Dot: Bad idea. Bob: Yes. Especially when you're INSIDE THE PLANET! Why'd you do it? Kirk Sprite: I had to, mister! Bob: And all he did was keep saying, "make it so". Picard Sprite: And "engage"! I said "engage" more times than "make it so" actually.
Cecil: Tea? Earl Grey? Hot? What in the net is that?
Phong: (in a hologram) You have what you need. Now, use his... Bob: Use what Phong? Phong: Use his greed. Bob: (Hologram disapears.) Phong? (shouts) Phong!
AndrAIa: (just after she reboots.) Pixelatious! I'm a biker babe.
Bob: You guys are never going to catch me before the wall drops. Hack, Slash: Yeah and why is that? Bob: Because you delayed. Hack, Slash: Logic error. (chasing after Bob) We are going to make it. Yes, sir, we are going to make it. We'll make it. We will definitely make it. Megabyte: (Megabyte watches Hack and Slash over the Vid Window just before they crash into the game cube wall) They're not going to make it. Blam! Clean up crew. Level 1.
Dot: Enzo! Bob: (game over) Enzo are you okay? Dot: Did the game sprite hurt you? Enzo Matrix #3: No, but that game sprite was my friend. Bob: Hey, what's this on your icon? (Bob touches the game sprite logo on Enzo's icon) Enzo Matrix #3: AndrAia! You made it! But how? AndrAIa: I made a copy of myself and downloaded it to your icon. Now we can be together. I'm ready to go to work, Guardian. Bob: That's great. Hey, what does she mean "Guardian"?
Dot: Enzo! It's the guardian protocol. He can't help himself. Mouse: That's all fine and dandy for Enzo but AnDrIa is a game sprite. Win or lose when the game goes... Dot: AnDrIa goes with it!
Ray Tracer: (Enzo watching the Surfer change) It's a special gift I have. Matrix: Gift my asecplate. What are you anyways? Ray Tracer: I'm a search engine. Second generation.
Speccy: We're online!
Bob: How's the power source? Megabyte: She's the same as ever.
Matrix: (AndrAIA has walked into a game room holding The User, who looks like Austin Powers) That's The User? What happened to his pants? AndrAIa: You don't want to know. What do we do to win this one? Matrix: (cocks his gun "Gun", which has turned into a golden pistol) Gun: targeting. The User: (á la Austin Powers) Huh?... karma, don't fail me now! Game Voice: (outside view of the game cube) ("bang" sound effect) Game Over.