Rebel Rabbit
1949
Southern Senator: Ah demands, ah say, ah demands a price on Bugs Bunny's head. Noggin, that is. That lowdown miserable good-for-nothing hare must die! Bugs Bunny: Hare! Die! Hair dye! That's a joke son, ya missed it! (smacks the senator around) Admit it, son, I'm too fast for ya! (Bugs kisses him and runs off)
Bugs Bunny: (after filling up the Grand Canyon) Well, that fills up that hole.
Bugs Bunny: (after Bugs gives Manhattan back to the Indians) Eh, they wouldn't take it until I threw in a set of dishes.
Bugs Bunny: (after sawing off the state of Florida and the state floats out to sea) South America, take it away!
(last lines) Bugs Bunny: (Bugs is surrounded by a ring of delayed-action shells) Eh, could it be that I carried this thing too far? (the shells explode. When the smoke clears, we find Bugs at Alcatraz) Bugs Bunny: Nyeh, could be.
Bugs Bunny: (Bugs casually strolls into the Game Commissioner's office, and grabs him by the throat) Eh, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF RABBITS BEING ONLY WORTH 2 CENTS? Game Commissioner: STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES! Bugs Bunny: Never mind that. How come rabbits are only two cents? Huh? Game Commissioner: Well, other animals are destructive, harmful, obnoxious to people. They do damage. Bugs Bunny: Nyeh, tell me more, Doc. Game Commissioner: Rabbits are sweet, furry little creatures. They wouldn't harm a hair on your head. Bugs Bunny: Eh, get him. Hee hee. He don't know me very well, do he? Game Commissioner: Rabbits are perfectly harmless, and the bounty stands at two cents! Bugs Bunny: Oh yeah? (Bugs grabs a pen, and sprays the Commissioner with ink. He then proceeds to repeatedly slash the pen across his face) Well, I'll show you a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody! (Smashes the pen into the desk) You can't get away with it! You'll be hearing from me! (Leaves the office, slamming the door so hard on his way out the window shatters)