Raw Is War
1997
Stone Cold: And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Stone Cold: If you wanna see Stone Cold Steve Austin open up a can of whoop-ass, give me a *hell* yeah! Stone Cold: *What*?
JR: Oh, my God! JR: Business is about to pick up. JR: He's running like a scalded dog. JR: This is gonna be one slobberknocker! JR: Aw, *come on*! JR: He's getting whipped like a government mule.
The Rock: The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass! The Rock is gonna go down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check your candy ass in at the Smackdown Hotel. Know you role and shut your mouth. If you smell... what the Rock is cookin'!
Mankind: Shut your role and know your mouth.
Vince McMahon: (after Howard Finkle tries to say goodbye to Mr McMahon after leaving WWF for a short time) (yells) Get the hell away from me!
Shane McMahon: (to Mr.McMahon) (yells) Respect this! (slaps him)
Vince McMahon: (J.R. is talking to Steve Austin on the phone and Mr.Mc Mahon and the Corporation shows up) (to JR) Who are you talking to? JR: (covering up who he is really talking to) My cousin.
Referee Earl Hebner: (after being forced to give Triple H back his WWF belt after he did a fast three count and got touched by Triple H) (to Triple H) I'm going to press charges against you if you ever put your hands on me again.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Her with those curves and me with no brakes! (shouts) Puppies!
Val Venis: (shouts) Hello, ladies!
John Cena: You can't see me!
Viscera: Eating makes me hot... Trish Stratus: Well, you must be the horniest person in the world!
Viscera: Yo, waiter, you see this page here, that's what I want, the whole thing...
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere. JR: You can't prove that.
Randy Orton: My message was clear, you're either with me or against - (crowd boos) You're either with me or against me!
Eric Bischoff: Last week, you said I should be a used car salesman, you didn't mean that. Batista: Of course I did, Eric!
Batista: You know, Eric, I see you as a politician. Eric Bischoff: Mayor Bischoff, I like the sound of that. Batista: Even better yet, Eric, you should be a used car salesman.
Triple H: (about Batista) If he so much as blinks on me, I will get on him as fast as possible!
JR: Now he met the whole Turnbuckle family!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr McMahon, having fun. JR: How do you know that was fun? Jerry 'The King' Lawler: What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun? JR: Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...
Shawn Michaels: (Canadian crowd is chanting "You Screwed Bret" during an interview with him) ... And your point being *what*, exactly?
Snitsky: It wasn't my *fault*!
Hulk Hogan: What you gonna do, brother? What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
Vince McMahon: (shouts) You're fired!
John Cena: (shouts) You want some, come get some!
John Cena: (shouts) The Champ is here!
Matt Hardy: (Matt Hardy makes his return, jumps Edge, and then grabs the mic) Adam, you bastard, I'm gonna make your life miserable and Lita, you whore, I'm gonna make your life miserable too, and the WWE can kiss my ass. Come see at the Ring of Honor! R-O-H! (security tackles him)
Stone Cold: Austin 3: 16 says I just whipped your ass!
The Rock: (singing to the tune of "Happy Birthday") Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So why don'y you just stop hooking? If you smell what the Rock is cooking.
Chris Jericho: Booker T's haircut looks like a pineapple!
The Big Show: (dressed up as and imitating DDP) Me losing my job, it's a good thing! Then all of you won't have to listen to my annoying voice, or have to look at my big, fake, bogus white teeth!
Paul Hayman: (a couple of female wrestlers are rolling over referee Jack Doe whilst fighting) I want to be jack Doe when I grow up! JR: He wants to be Jack Doe when he grows up.
Nature Boy Ric Flair: Wheelin', dealin', jet ridin' son of a gun.
The Rock: Poon tang your ass on out of here.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: (to Jonathan "Coach" Coachman after being humiliated by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin) You have HBO. Horrible Beer Odor!
JR: (as Raw went off the air on January 3rd, 2000) The Rock has won the match, and Triple H is... pissed!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: (after looking at a Playboy issue featuring Christie Hemme) You have no idea what I'm using as a bookmark!