Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
2004 (VG)
Courtney Gears: (after being defeated) No, my fans can't live without me! Clank: One disposable pop star... disposed.
Captain Qwark: (Skrunch grunts) I thought we agreed to put that forest business behind us. Captain Qwark: (Skrunch grunts) It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister, errr... how long have you two been standing there? Clank: Too long.
Dr Nefarious: Did you hear that, Lawrence? Lawrence: You put the wit in twit, sir.
Ratchet: Skidd? What are you doing here? Skidd McMarxx: My codename is shadow dude bro. Black Ops are my speciality. I figured you guys could use my help. Ratchet: Err... thanks Shadow Dude but I think we've got this one covered. Skidd McMarxx: All right... I'll just take my Hacker and go back to ship. Ratchet: Hacker! Oh well you know on second thoughts, we'd like you to join the mission Shadow Dude. Skidd McMarxx: Awesome... this is gonna be sick!
Helga: Oh, the little man is cocky now. Perhaps you'd like to meet Helga on the wrestling mat. Let's see how cocky you are, twisted up like a wet noodle. Ratchet: Maybe next time. Ratchet: Hah! Pansies.
Ratchet: Hey, there's Dr Nefarious. And that butler guy. And they've got Clank. Hey, how about that, they're holding you prisoner... I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance you're the evil Clank? (Klunk giggles) I thought not.
Ratchet: Uhh... hi, there, Skidd. Is Sasha there? Skidd McMarxx: Sasha and Qwark are meeting up with the president, they left me in charge! Ratchet: And Al? Skidd McMarxx: He's out for lunch. Ratchet: Helga? Skidd McMarxx: In the sauna! Clank: Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
Clank: (while the president holds a speech about Capt Qwark) What a load of bull...
Commander Sasha: Welcome aboard the Phoenix, gentlemen. Ratchet: Wow! Commander Sasha: Impressive, isn't she! The Phoenix is the pride of the Galactic fleet. She's equipped with the latest technology, Power deck training suit, auto vendors for armour and weapons, virtual firing range, Starfighter upgrade system and even a Gadgetron VG-9000 games system. Ratchet: VG-9000! Commander Sasha: Of course. With a Manex Fireball pro controller, VR headset and a Zero-G dancepad attachment. Ratchet: Will you marry me?
Ratchet: Hey, it's Al! Got the shields up yet? Big Al: Silence! I am concentrating! Ratchet: What the... that's a Qwark vid-comic! Big Al: Excuse me... it is a historically accurate interactive graphic novel. Ratchet: How can you use the cities defense network to play a video game? Big Al: Simple. I bypass the security server with a 626 hack matrix adaptor and reprocess the graphic subprocessor. Ratchet: No I mean (sighs) Clank... you speak nerd.
Ratchet: We can't go without Qwark! He would have waited for us... I think. Klunk: Good for him.
Comic Narrator: These are the real life adventure of Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known Captain Qwark: Hey... is this thing on? Comic Narrator: Ahem... Meticulously reconscructed with the aid of eyewitness acounts, bathroom gossip, wild speculations... and a magic eight-ball