Randall & Hopkirk

Deceased (2000)

Jeff Randall: (about Stuart Boyle) Come shopping at Boyle's, the fat boys' superstore. Shopping at Boyle's, you'll get what you're looking for, there's so much fat to see and the parking is free..

Assassin: Turn around, Mrs Hurst. I want to see your face as you die. Jeannie: How would you like me? Contorted with fear? How about bravely defying it? Or maybe just... laughing. Assassin: What's so funny? Jeannie: The fact that Felia's about to shoot you in the arse. Assassin: I'm not falling for that one. Jeannie: (laughing) You should. Assassin: (gunshot) Aaah!

Prof. Wyvern: Beware the idle tongue of wrath, that with malice makes thee scoff. If you thy chosen one deny, thy soul be risked, for all eterniteye. Marty Hopkirk: Eterniteye? Prof. Wyvern: You heard.

Jeff Randall: (seeing Marty, transfigured) You're a horse with tits!

Jeff Randall: So what are they doing down here? Petra Winters: Like you, they're the experts in their professions. Unlike you, their eyes don't keep flitting down to my arse.

Marty Hopkirk: (after Jeff has interrogated Pomeroy) And what were you doing canoodling with Jeannie last night? Jeff Randall: (to Pomeroy) And what was I doing canoodling with Jeannie last night?

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