Rabu Hina
2000
Kaolla Su: Kaolla Su: adult version. Present, lovely, and accounted for.
Kaolla Su: So, what are we gonna do with him? Narusegawa Naru: Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell! Urashima Keitaro: NOOOOOOOO!
(Motoko blasts Keitaro skyward) Kaolla Su: Keitaro, did the Earth look blue from up there?
Maehara Shinobu: By Medical Powers, Rururururu!
Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Air Splitting Sword.
Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Rock Splitting Sword.
Motoko Aoyama: Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep.
(To Tama-chan, the turtle. Motoko Aoyama: Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata.
Keitaro comments on Motoko's new feminine appearance. Motoko Aoyama: C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?
In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast) Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: That's worth a month's rent. Keitaro Urashima: Huh? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free. Keitaro Urashima: What're you talking about? (Naru barges in) Naru Narusegawa: What do you think you're doing, you sleaze? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: (Fake sobbing) H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?" Keitaro Urashima: It's the other way around!
Kaolla Su: Hey, Keitaro, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind. Urashima Keitaro: W-What are you saying? Kaolla Su: By the way, do flings taste good?
(Kitsune "accidentally" dumps water on Naru's cheerleading uniform) Naru Narusegawa: W-What the heck are you doing, Kitsune? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped! Naru Narusegawa: I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: I feel SO bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me! Naru Narusegawa: You will? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Cross my heart, trust me. Just look into these eyes.
Haruka Urashima: It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet. Motoko Aoyama: W-What are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka. Haruka Urashima: Role model? Motoko Aoyama: You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms. Haruka Urashima: I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.
(Mutsumi gets a perfect score on her practice exam) Naru Narusegawa: Wow! Urashima Keitaro: You got a perfect score! Naru Narusegawa: You're actually a total genius! Urashima Keitaro: H-How could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores? Mutsumi Otohime: Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.
(Su's become an adult again, and thinks Keitaro's her brother, again) Kaolla Su: Come, Brother. Come with me. Urashima Keitaro: W-What's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again! (Su leans over to kiss Keitaro) Urashima Keitaro: Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.
Mutsumi Otohime: This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitaro, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you? Urashima Keitaro: N-No. Mutsumi Otohime: I want to go to Tokyo U. Together with you.
Kaolla Su: Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba!
(Naru meets flunkee Keitaro at cram school) Naru Narusegawa: Third-time loser? (Screams) Let go of me! What if your grades are contagious?
Urashima Keitaro: It had three holes, and I really wanted one!