Rabbit Seasoning

1952

Bugs Bunny: Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home? Daffy Duck: Shoot him now! Shoot him now! Bugs Bunny: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now! Daffy Duck: He does SO have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now! (Elmer raises his gun. As Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs, he is shot)

Daffy Duck: Let'th run through that again. Bugs Bunny: Okay. (neutral toned) Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till ya get home. Daffy Duck: (neutral toned) Shoot him now, shoot him now. Bugs Bunny: (neutral toned) You keep outta dis, he doesn't hafta shoot you now. Daffy Duck: (with expression) HA! THAT'TH IT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! (to audience) Pronoun trouble. (to Bugs) It'th not "He doethn't have to shoot (pointing to Bugs) *you* now." It'th "He doethn't have to shoot (pointing to himself) *me* now." (with anger) Well, *I* thay he *does* have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) THO SHOOT ME NOW! (Elmer shoots him)

Bugs Bunny: (Daffy stops short at Bugs) Yais? Daffy Duck: (Daffy puts himself back into position) Ohhhhhhh, no you don't. Not agian. Thorry. Thith time we'll try it from the other end. (to Elmer) Look, you're a hunter, right? Elmer Fudd: Wight. Daffy Duck: And thith ith Rabbit Theathon, right? Elmer Fudd: Wight. Bugs Bunny: And if he was a rabbit, what would you do? Daffy Duck: Yeah, if you're tho thmart, if I wath a rabbit, what *would* you do? Elmer Fudd: Well, I'd... Daffy Duck: (Elmer points his rifle at Daffy) Not again! (BANG! Bill falls down and Daffy puts it on his mouth again. To Bugs) Ha ha. Very funny. Ha ha ha ha.

Daffy Duck: Now's your chance, "Hawkeye!" Shoot him! SHOOT HIM! Bugs Bunny: He's got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot him now or wait 'till you get home? Daffy Duck: Oh no you don't. Not THIS time! (to Elmer) Daffy Duck: Wait until you get home! : Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.

(Hiding in Bugs' burrow) Bugs Bunny: Go and take a peak up an' see if he's still around Daffy Duck: Right-O! (Daffy looks out the hole, gunshot heard; Daffy comes back down) Bugs Bunny: Is he still there? Daffy Duck: (dazed) Still lurking about! Bugs Bunny: I know! You go up an' act as a decoy an' lure 'im away. Daffy Duck: No more for me, thanks! I'm drivin'! (faints) Bugs Bunny: Ah, well; like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.

Daffy Duck: (to Bugs in drag) Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are! Well? Haven't you anything to say? Out of sheer honesty? Huh? Bugs Bunny: (to Elmer, in a women's voice) Yes. I would just love a duck dinner. (Kisses Elmer, who then shoots Daffy in an amorous daze)

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