Queen Kong
1976
Ray Fay: Lazanga where they do the Konga? Luce Habit: Our destination, where no Englishman has ever set foot! Ray Fay: Why has no Englishman ever set foot there? Luce Habit: Full of Australians. Ray Fay: My God!
Native guides: Kong kong kong kong kong kong! Kong kong kong kong kong kong! Ray Fay: They keep saying "Kong kong kong kong kong kong". Luce Habit: Yes, that's true. Ray Fay: Well, do you think this has some underlying meaning or symbolism or social significance? Luce Habit: Perhaps it's a secret code. Ray Fay: Maybe it's another language. Luce Habit: Aha, you are clever. But since I speak all native languages and they speak Unga Bunga, a language popular in many old movies and the only language spoken on Lazanga where they do the Konga, I can safely say that "Kong kong kong kong kong kong kong" has no particular significance as either a noun or a verb. Ray Fay: Oh, shit. Native guides: Kong kong kong kong kong kong! Ray Fay: Maybe it's not "Kong kong kong kong kong kong" that they're saying. Maybe it's just the word "Kong", repeated six times! Luce Habit: My God! You really are clever!
High priestess: Unga bunga banga wanga. Him we like for making Konga. (points at Ray) Luce Habit: Sanga banga wanga danga! Him? No! But I pay you much to see Konga. High priestess: Siga miga figa! Biga! Yaka buga huga! Ray Fay: What's she saying? Luce Habit: She said: "No!". Suga muga buga friga baruga. High priestess: Yaka buga. Que sera sera... Ray Fay: What's that? Luce Habit: She says she wants you because you look like Doris Day. Ray Fay: Who's he?
(Ray Fay is sitting in a birthday cake, served for Queen Kong, who approaches the giant table) Ray Fay: You can't eat me! I'm jewish! I'm Irish! I'm black! (Queen Kong sits down on the giant chair) Ray Fay: I'm a leper! I'm a Jewish black Irish leper!