Quark

1978

Ficus: There are no good or evil plants. There are only plants.

Betty II: And Ficus, bring her flowers for her dress. Ficus: Bring her flowers? Why that would be a sin. Betty I: But Ficus, flowers are so romantic. Ficus: To YOU they are romantic. To a Vegeton a flower is a blood brother. Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's gown would be like you strapping a lamb chop to your dress.

Gorgon: Is The Source dangerous? High Gorgon: Only if it's on your side.

Ficus: Vanessa, when a tree falls in a forest and no one hears or sees it fall, did the tree in fact fall?

Quark: A man can only take so much, but when he gets his hose snipped, that where I draw the line.

Andy the Android: (over intercom) Attention! Attention! A fleet of Gorgon ships is preparing to attack. If you need me, forget it.

Ficus, Princess Libido: Beebeebeebeebee Ficus: Is it good for you? Princess Libido: I think so. Is this what you Vegetons find pleasurable? Ficus: It would appear so. Princess Libido: What do we do next? Ficus: We wait for the bee.

Adam Quark: I ought to be sitting down for this. Ficus: You are sitting down, sir. Adam Quark: I know that, I'm the commander.

Ficus: Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romantic affection at initial visual perception? Quark: Yes, Ficus, love at first sight.

Ficus: As a Vegeton I remain cool and crisp even while being crushed by walls.

Princess Libido: (after giving Ficus a long passionate kiss) Ficus, I just kissed you. Didn't you feel anything? Ficus: Yes. I felt your epidermis upon my own, a slight pressure, a rise in temperature. Princess Libido: Ficus, you're supposed to feel something... special. Ficus: Oh.

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