Purple Rain
1984
Morris: Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
Apollonia: Will you help me? The Kid: No. Apollonia: Pardon me? The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why? Apollonia: Nope. The Kid: Because you wouldn't pass the initiation. Apollonia: What initiation? The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Apollonia: What? The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka. (She strips down, and runs towards the lake) The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That's... (She jumps in. She gets out shivering) The Kid: Uh, hold it... Apollonia: What? The Kid: That ain't Lake Minnetonka.
(Watching his girl group rehearse a dance routine) Morris: Oh, Lord. Cut! Cut! (pause) You ladies don't seem to realize how valuable my time is. You're going to make my boys look bad! Jill: Why don't you let us come up with our own steps? (Jerome shakes his head violently) Morris: We tried that, remember? Now, you're in the best possible position you could be in. So what's the matter? Your shoes on too tight or something? (Claps) Let's have some action! Let's have some asses wigglin'... I want some perfection! (Cackles, cues music) (Girls start dancing again, more seductively) Morris: (watching; sotto to Jerome) I think I'm gonna need a drink.
(after jumping in cold water, Apollonia is getting dressed and The Kid rides up to her) The Kid: Come on, let's go. Apollonia: I'm not going anywhere, that was a rotten thing to do. The Kid: I'm sorry. I tried to stop you. (She looks at him) Apollonia: I must have looked pretty ridiculous. The Kid: No, no! You looked great. That took some nerve, I wouldn't have got in that water. Come on. (She attempts to get on the motorcycle, he drives away) Apollonia: Hey! The Kid: Come on. (She attempts to get on the motorcycle again, he drives away again) Apollonia: COME ON! The Kid: OK, ok. (She gets on) The Kid: Don't get my seat all wet.
Matt Fink: God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.
Morris: (after Prince's dad shoots himself) Bang, bang!
Morris: Okay. What's the password? Jerome: You got it. Morris: Got what? Jerome: The password. Morris: The password is what? Jerome: Exactly. Morris: The password is exactly? Jerome: No, it's okay. Morris: The password is okay? Jerome: Far as I'm concerned. Morris: Damn it, say the password! Jerome: What. Morris: Say the password, sperm breath! Jerome: The password is what? Morris: (frustrated) That's what I'm asking you! Jerome: (more frustrated) It's the password! Morris: The password is it? Jerome: (exasperated) Ahhhhh! The password is what! Morris: It! You just said so! Jerome: The password isn't it! The password is? Morris: ?what? Jerome: Got it! Morris: I got it? Jerome: Right. Morris: It or right?
Billy: Nobody digs your music but yourself!
Jill: (after Apollonia knocks Jill's coffee over) What are you? Stupid or something? Why don't you watch where you're going?