Prime
2005
(from trailer) Rafi Gardet: You let me talk to you about our sex life? Lisa Metzger: Trust me, that was harder for me than it was for you.
(from trailer) Rafi Gardet: Your mother now knows intimate details. David Bloomberg: Well, she better not use that to get me home for Thanksgiving.
Bubbie: (flashback to her introduction to David's then-girlfriend) Are you black?
David Bloomberg: We're gonna have vacation sex tonight! Rafi Gardet: ... What is vacation sex? David Bloomberg: I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl. Argh!
David Bloomberg: (dog barks at David and pepper spray is sprayed in his eyes from the collar) Ahhhh! Rafi Gardet: Oh, my God! Are you OK? David Bloomberg: I think I'm blind. Rafi Gardet: Oh no, looks like we're going to have to call the pediatrician!
David Bloomberg: (speaking to the doorman of Rafi's building who is very serious) Can I get a smile? Handshake? High five? Thumbs up? No? Ah, we'll get there.
David Bloomberg: (lying in bed, making love) I want to make a baby with you. Rafi Gardet: I can't. I can't do this to you. You don't want to. David Bloomberg: You want to. It's what you want so I want it. Rafi Gardet: But you don't. You would regret it. David Bloomberg: I want to give you this gift. Rafi Gardet: I know. And it's the sweetest gift anyone has every given me. The fact that you are willing to do this for me shows how deep your love goes. That's the gift I'm taking from you instead.
Rafi Gardet: His penis was so beautiful I wanted to knit it a little hat.
Michelle: The weird thing was that there was nothing in his bathroom. Just like, 20 boxes of Q-tips.