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Power Rangers Ninja Storm

2003

Tori: There's something wrong. This actually looks edible.

Blake: I got you a little something. Tori: That's so sweet! My very own... socket wrench set?

Lothor: The rangers defeat is at hand. Would it kill you to crack a smile? Zurgane: Sir, I don't have a mouth.

Kapri: (to Zurgane) You know for someone who doesn't have a mouth, you sure do talk a lot.

Marah: How long do we have to keep doing this before we look really good? Zurgane: For the rest of your natural lives!

Lothor: Never trust an evil space ninja!

Hunter: You ever wonder if two thunder ninjas, got into a fight with three wind ninjas, who would win?

Dustin: (about Shane) We could always trade him in for a new ranger. Maybe a green one.

(Lothor has just made a monster grow) Lothor: (looks at camera) What did you expect? He wasn't going to get smaller.

(Blake and Hunter are trapped in a bucket of popcorn) Blake: You know what the worst part is? It's not even butter. We're going to be destroyed by... ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING.

Lothor: I fail to see what lip gloss and face powder have to do with world domination. Marah: Well, it worked for Britney and Christina.

Blake: (Seeing a Kelzack wearing Tori's bathing suit) Tori, promise me you'll never wear that bikini ever again.

Hunter: Finally a little something from the has-beens. Blake: Let's turn them into never-weres.

Tori: Well, well. If it isn't the Orange Ranger. Dustin: Yeah. Cyber Cam is gonna be cyber toast next time I see him.

(last line of the series) Sensei: A happy ending is nothing more then a new beginning. Besides, no one should break up a winning team.

(the Rangers Have Just Recieved Their Morphers) Shane: So, what exactly does this thing do? Tori: Where's the switch? Dustin: Does it have any games or what? Tori: No. It doesn't have games. (Begin Arguing) Cam: (sarcastically) Ladies and Gentlemen, the defenders of the galaxy.

Lothor: Power Rangers? Nobody told me there would be Power Rangers!

(Cam brings out Yellow Tsunami Cycle for Dustin) Dustin: Anything I should know? Cam: Yeah, just make sure... (Dustin is already gone) Cam: Why bother?

Lothor: I don't care much for schedules. You see, I'm a results oriented evil genius.

Shane: Note to self: Never ever doubt Cam.

(Thunder Rangers disappear after attacking Wind Rangers) Shane: Where'd they go? Dustin: Really far away. If we're lucky.

Cam: The quarry again? What is it, like a monster con over there?

Sensei: It could be a trap. Use caution when engaging him. Shane: We always do. Cam: (sarcastically) Yeah, right.

Lothor: What did I tell you about the Power Rangers? I'll give you a hint: It's to do with their powers and how you destroy them. Anyone? Anyone? Marah: It has to be really painful? Lothor: Wrong answer but thanks for playing our game.

Cam: Well, you've managed to reduce years of technological advance into a pile of scrap metal in a single afternoon.

Cam: Thankfully, the auto-retreat allowed the reactors time to reset the holographic portals. I've engaged the self-reconstruct function. Dustin: Dude, I've got no idea what you just said. Cam: They're fixing themselves. Dustin: Oh! Okay. Okay, right. Sweet.

(Tori has brought an injured Blake to Ninja Ops) Cam: Dad's going to flip when he finds out you brought him here. Tori: Well, then... maybe he shouldn't find out? Cam: (sighs) The morphers are on a console inside. Go get them, I'll stay here. Tori: Thanks, Cam. (kisses Cam's cheek before leaving) Cam: Men as a species are doomed.

Shane: These guys are fearless. Tori: They're dead, it's not like they have a lot to lose. Dustin: So, that would be the glass half-empty, right?

(fights against the Rangers in a megazord battle) Lothor: This is the most fun I've had all season.

Tori: Guys, it's me. Dustin: But how do we know it's the real Tori? Tori: Your real name is Waldo, and, Shane, you're afraid of spiders. Dustin: Ha ha ha ha! You're afraid of spiders? Shane: You wanna make something of it, Waldo?

(referring to the guys' strange behavior) Tori: Sensei, please, tell me what's happened to everyone. Sensei: What are you looking at me for? If you don't want to be a Ranger any more, you know where the waterfall is. Don't let it you splash you on the way out.

Dustin: I'm almost done with a new weapon that's really gonna rock this town! Cam: That's why you're the mechanical master, dude! D-Man!

Tally: Nobody says "dude" any more. Eric McKnight: Yes, they do.

Cam: You're kidding. Kapri: Hello? Family, right? Marah: Yeah, Cam, we really have to talk about these outfits, 'cause it makes my butt look really big. Kapri: Not as big as your head. Marah: I do not have a big head! Kapri: You *so* have a big head.

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