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Power Rangers DinoThunder

2004

Elsa: That gem belongs to my Master. Dr Tommy Oliver: There's two things you guys need to learn about Dino Gems. One, you can't choose them. They choose you. Elsa: What's the other? Dr Tommy Oliver: They go real well with Dino Morphers. (puts Dino Gem into Dino Morpher) Elsa: Aren't you a little old for this Tommy? Dr Tommy Oliver: I may be old, but I can still pull it off. Dino Thunder, power up! (morphs into the Black Ranger) Dr Tommy Oliver: DinoThunder, Black Ranger!

Elsa: We are not intimidated by your teacher. Conner McKnight: Then you obviously never taken one of his pop quizzes.

Dr Tommy Oliver: I checked my closet this morning, and there's a serious shortage of black in there.

Kira Ford: This screams "Jurassic Park" to me.

Conner McKnight: What, you've never heard of The Three Bears? Ethan James: Is that the last book you've read?

Ethan James: You know, ten years from now when your hairline's receding and you're playing pick-up soccer in the park because your dreams of turning pro never quite worked out, I'll have my own multi-billion dollar software business.

Dr Tommy Oliver: Great. Yeah, lock the door, Tommy. Real good.

Ethan James: All I'm trying to do is give you guys the heads up. Stuff happens out here. Just don't come crying to me when you fall down a giant sinkhole.

(to Mesogog) Dr Tommy Oliver: Why can't you just want to conquer the world like all the other sickos?

Conner McKnight: Our teacher is the oldest living Power Ranger. Hayley: Not the oldest. Just the best.

Elsa: Meet Zeltrax. Kira Ford: You two dating, or just friends?

Trent Fernandez: So what's the deal? Did you get the secret code and win the game? Ethan James: Not exactly. Better get me a tall smoothie. It's gonna be a long day.

Dr Tommy Oliver: So let me get this straight. You were so caught up in a video game, that you let a monster sneak up behind you? Ethan James: It's a pretty tight game, Dr O. Dr Tommy Oliver: You have to keep your head in this game at all times. It can be hard. It can be dangerous, too. That's why you just got -- (Beldorf erases his mouth and he goes on mumbling) Ethan James: Beldorf. Give him his mouth back. Conner McKnight: Can he wait until after midterms? Ethan James: Beldorf. Beldorf: Killjoy. (he returns Tommy's mouth) Dr Tommy Oliver: Okay? Let's not do it again.

Mesogog: Do you have any last words before I re-arrange your DNA for good? Zeltrax: Please, my Lord. Before you do anything permanent, allow me to present you my token of insignificance. I've captured the Triptoids for your army. Mesogog: I suppose that's a start. Perhaps you're not entirely useless after all. Zeltrax: Thank you, Master.

Mesogog: (watching in horror as one of his monsters is destroyed by the White Ranger) This cannot be happening! Who is this *insect*?

Dr Tommy Oliver: Let me guess, there's a 30-story version of the guy you were just fighting? Ethan James: You've done this before, haven't you? Dr Tommy Oliver: Once or twice.

Kira Ford: (singing) Freak you out, freak you out, freak you out... Conner McKnight: Babe, can you keep it down? I'm trying to focus here. Kira Ford: Did you just call me babe? Did he just call me babe? Ethan James: I don't know. I wasn't listening. I was still grooving to your tune."

Kira Ford: Can I go now? My mom is going to freak if I'm late for dinner. It's taco night.

Mesogog: Give me the gems. Kira Ford: Is this about jewlery? Look pal, you've clearly got the wrong girl. I may wear a friendship bracelet once in a while...

Conner McKnight: Dude, the guys a teacher not... (Secret door opens) ... Batman.

Conner McKnight: OK, so where are we going? Ethan James: Dr Oliver's. Conner McKnight: What's he going to do? Ethan James: He's a dinosaur guy! These things are dinosaurs... Sort of.

Ethan James: A compass! We need a compass! Anyone got a compass? Conner McKnight: (sarcastic) Oh, and I was gonna bring one. Ethan James: (wind blows) What was that? Kira Ford: The wind? Ethan James: That ain't the wind. As much as we'd like it to be, it ain't. Conner McKnight: (Tyrannodrones apear) Don't... Move. Kira Ford: (sarcastic) Great idea. Make it easier for them. Ethan James: New plan: run!

(Zeltrax and the newly morphed Tommy are fighting) Zeltrax: Is that all you got... Black Ranger? Dr Tommy Oliver: Give me a break, it's been a while.

Conner McKnight: (the Power Rangers are watching a Japanese show based on themselves) Wow... the effects on this show are horrible. (pause) I mean, that's obviously a guy in a rubber suit - and who would buy a mushroom-teddybear-ATM monster anyway?

(referring to his gift of an ATV from Trent) Dr Tommy Oliver: They don't make 12-stroke engines, Trent. Trent Fernandez: Mesogog doesn't make monsters that turn people good, either.

Trent Fernandez: You okay? They're asking for it! Cam Watanabe: Let's give it to them! Super Samurai mode! Trent Fernandez: Super Dino mode!

Trent Fernandez: Look, I know I got a lot to make up for, but I promise, this time I won't let you down. Kira Ford: Well, I guess everyone deserves one last chance. But isn't there a rule that newbie Rangers have to wash all the zords? Ethan James: Hey, I forgot about that rule. Trent Fernandez: The zords? But they're gigantic. Conner McKnight: Yeah, they are, so... better get started.

(Conner fights the Terrorsaurus in the Triassic Dimension) Conner McKnight: Oh, what a tangled web we weave!

(Dr Mercer returns to his normal self in time to save Trent from being destroyed) Dr Anton Mercer: Son, are you all right? Trent Fernandez: I feel like my old self again. Dr Anton Mercer: The explosion. The explosion must've shattered... the evil encoding of the Dino Gem. Trent Fernandez: Does that mean there's no more White Ranger? Dr Anton Mercer: As far as I can tell, the power's still active. Trent Fernandez: Great. What do I do with it now? Dr Anton Mercer: Now you'll be able to use it - you'll be able to use it however you choose.

Conner McKnight: Remember, if anyone gives you problems, just tell them that Conner McKnight said you could be out there. Ethan James: Yeah, because you hold ultimately authority over who's allowed to ditch class. Conner McKnight: And don't forget - it's Conner with an "E-R".

Conner McKnight: (Conner, the red Ranger stares at a blue, red, and yellow DinoCruiser) I wonder which one's mine...

(after seeing Cassidy and her copied clones) Devin Del Valle: Mom always says to wear my glasses. But, no, I'm afraid to looking like a dork. Cassidy Cornell: Yoo-hoo, Devin! (sees another Cassidy clone) Devin Del Valle: And look at what happens.

(to Trent) Dr Anton Mercer: I won't be around forever son, and I want to make sure that the family business is in good hands.

(after his encounter with Megalador) Dr Tommy Oliver: Oh, man, I hate shark monsters.

Mesogog: Say goodbye Lothor. And this time, mean it! (Mesogog shrinks Lothor and places him in a glass jar) Mesogog: Very collectible.

(Devin saves actress Nikki Valentina from Megalador's energy blast) Devin Del Valle: Are you all right? Nikki Valentina: You are even braver then a Power Ranger. Have you ever thought of a career as an action hero? Devin Del Valle: An action hero, huh?

(after training with their ninja students) Shane Clark: All right, how do you think that went? Dustin Brooks: Dude, we totally kicked their butts! Yow! Tori Hanson: I believe he was talking to them, Sensei Dustin.

(referring to Tori, the Blue Wind Ninja Ranger) Conner McKnight: Dude, she's kinda of cute, don't ya think? Ethan James: Yeah, in a crazed weird ninja terminator, sort of way. Kira Ford: (slaps Conner in his arm) Would you two focus here?

Conner McKnight: Now you see me... (goes into super speed and knocks out a Tyrannodrone) Conner McKnight: ... now your unconscious.

Zeltrax: Your robot is no match for me!

Blake Bradley: (Blake is hanging over the edge of a cliff in the Abyss of Evil) I can't believe I'll miss my race tomorrow! Hunter Bradley: Did you seriously just say that?

Marah: (after Kapri and Marah walk past Cassidy and Devin) Kapri, did you see that girl? She is like, so stunning! Cassidy Cornell: Devin, did you see that girl? She's so stunning. Marah, Cassidy Cornell: But I am so much prettier.

Dr Tommy Oliver: Don't think I won't destroy you, Trent. Trent Fernandez: Whatever you say, old man. Dr Tommy Oliver: You asked for it.

Mesogog: You're probably wondering why I called you here. Lothor: Let me guess. Does it have twelve legs and come in assorted colors? Mesogog: There's only five colors this time. But they're no less of an irritation. Lothor: I feel your pain.

Dr Tommy Oliver: Mesogog find a new goon to do his dirty work? Zeltrax: You are not fit to speak my master's name. Come with me peacefully, or suffer the consequences. Dr Tommy Oliver: I'm going to have to say no.

(Tommy dodges Zeltrax's sword in a fight) Dr Tommy Oliver: Hello!

(Mesogog is losing his power as he's turning back into Anton Mercer) Mesogog: Must control it... (he turns back into Anton) Dr Anton Mercer: Before he controls me.

Beldorf: Name your business, young knight. Or perish where ye stand. Ethan James: This is all just a little misunderstanding, dude. Beldorf: "Dude"? I see no dude around here. Only Beldorf, Wizard of Galdor!

(after seeing two Dinozord eggs on the computer screen) Conner McKnight: Hey, what about that one? Kira Ford: Dinozord eggs all over the place. Ethan James: Hey, you think this is what Easter was like millions of years ago? Conner McKnight: How does he come up with this stuff? Dr Tommy Oliver: Conner, Kira, you go to the warehouse. Ethan, you come with me to the docks. We can talk about your dino Easter theory.

Evil White Ranger: I'm tired of living in your shadow. After this, there will be only one White Ranger. Trent Fernandez: Hey, I got no problem with that.

(Elsa sees the Evil White Ranger stumble in after he lost a fight to Zeltrax) Elsa: Let me guess... he kicked your butt.

Shane Clark: You must be lost, cause I know we didn't invite you. Ethan James: Maybe you forgot, but you're supposed to beat the bad guys, not *be* the bad guys. Tori Hanson: Good, bad, what's the difference? It's all about power!

(Cassidy and Devin sees Principal Randall at a comic book signing) Cassidy Cornell: Principal Randall? Since when is she a comic book fan? Devin Del Valle: Maybe she's undercover too. She could be like an evil she-villain in disguise. Cassidy Cornell: You watch far too much TV.

(Devin finds out the Rangers identities while recording a video of them morphing) Devin Del Valle: No way. I mean, this is... this is... I don't even know what this is.

Ethan James: It's not like they're gonna fall out of the sky and land in front of us. Kira Ford: Were you knocked on the head or something? Ethan James: What? Last time I did that, it worked. (Trent and Anton appear out of the invisiportal from midair) Ethan James: See?

Devin Del Valle: The new kinder, gentler Cassidy. Hayley: So I hear. And what you did for the rangers took a lot of courage. Cassidy Cornell: Yeah, well, a good reporter knows when to talk and when to keep a secret.

Conner McKnight: Have a nice trip! (beats a Tyrannodrone) See you next fall!

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