Porky's Revenge

1985

Blossom: I'm Blossom. Why do they call you Meat? Meat Tuperello: Why do they call YOU Blossom?

Grandmother: You hungry? Meat Tuperello: I'm always hungry. Grandmother: You wanna eat? Meat Tuperello: Sure. Grandmother: Who?

Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson. Meat Tuperello: What grandson? Porky Wallace: The one from you and Bloosom, asshole. Why do you think you're doing here? Meat Tuperello: Beats the shit out of me. Porky Wallace: I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.

(at graduation) Pee Wee Morris: Inga? Do you still have your dress on? Inga: It's American custom, you know. Tommy, Meat, Billy, Brian and Wendy (together) : Ja! Ja! Ja! Inga: I love America. (she unzips her gown and shows pee wee her breasts) Inga: Ja, ja, ja.

Porky Wallace: Open the goddamn bridge!

Billy: Let's hurry up, take the test and get the hell out of here.

Tommy Turner: What the hell. I've always wanted to be a star.

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