Porky's II: The Next Day
1983
Reverend Flavel: (after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised) Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption! Mickey: (instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder) Now. Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee... Commissioner Hurley: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch! Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours! Commissioner Hurley: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%. Mayor Abernathy: Look at that snatch! Woman at Rally: Oh My God! (faints) Little Girl: Oh, Mother. Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS? Reverend Flavel: (to Mayor) You Scum! Mayor Abernathy: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one! (audience starts booing loudly)
Reverend Flavel: Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd! The Flock Members: SO SAYETH THE FLOCK! Reverend Flavel: And what sayeth you, Mr Carter? Carter: (very angry at this point) Get the Flock out of here! (the students all start cheering) Reverend Flavel: This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!
Wendy: Hey waiter! Put shit-face's drink here on Commissioner Gebhart's bill! For piss-sake he's up for re-election next week, you think he can afford this shit.
Pee Wee: (to Commissioned Gebhart before taking his picture) Say "I'm Ruined!"
Graveyard Gloria: I'm so hot! I want all of you guys. But especially you! (indicating Pee Wee)
(drunken and dressed as a zombie) Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like? Brian: (agitated) For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".