Pink Flamingos

1972

Cotton: Let's move to Boise, I always wanted to go there! Babs Johnson: Boise, Cotton? Well that might not be a bad plan! Crackers: Were you ever there? Cotton: Only once, we robbed a transit bus there, remember? Babs Johnson: I remember, the number 42!

Babs Johnson: Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

Crackers: Do my balls, Mama.

Sandy Sandstone: Well why did you hold me up for so long? Why did you keep asking me to come back? I had another job I could have taken. How could I have gotten information about this Divine you talk of? I don't know her! You could have given me some lead as to how I could have gathered this data you wanted about her. You lead me to believe I had this job. Connie Marble: Well, Miss Sandstone, Miss uh... SANDY Sandtone, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely you've heard the expression 'don't count your chickens'? Well, APPLY IT! Sandy Sandstone: You're a real CUNT, do you know that? A real fucking CUNT! How can you be so shitty to people? How can you STAND yourself? Connie Marble: I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day. Sandy Sandstone: (flipping her off) Eat the bird, bitch!

Miss Edie: Look, Babs. So many little eggies, and I'm still starving, and I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepie.

Babs Johnson: Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!

Crackers: No one sends you a turd and expects to live!

Mr Vader: Do you believe in God? Divine: I AM GOD!

(Connie and Raymond are in bed, licking each other's toes) Connie Marble: Oh, I love you, Raymond! I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! Mm, God, I love you more than the sound of bones breaking, the sound of death rattle. Even... even more than my own shit do I love you, Raymond!

Divine: This is where they eat, Crackers.

Crackers: Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. Fuck permanent residences. It'll strengthen our filthiness.

Babs Johnson: I'll have to change my appearance. I think I'll dye my hair another color and start dressing like a dyke. Cotton: Me too! I'll get a crew cut.

Babs Johnson: Oh my God, what a horrible photograph. My first wanted poster and I look just awful.

Mr J: Even with the hectic events of the day, Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges. Watch, as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure, but adds to this social horror by making his wife wait in the car. Is there no shame?

Babs Johnson: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Crackers: Sure mama, I wouldn't shit ya.

Connie Marble: Fire, fire, burn it down! Fire, fire, to the ground!

Babs Johnson: I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love!

(the family ponders who could have sent Babs an obscene parcel) Edie, the Egg Lady: The Egg Man didn't do it, Babs! I KNOW the Egg Man didn't do it! Babs Johnson: Oh, I don't think he did it either, mother, now shut up and let me think, WILL YOU?

(last lines) Narrator/Mr J: "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!

Connie Marble: We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll just see!

Divine: Now we must outfilth the asshole or assholes that sent us this, and then they must die!

Divine: Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!

(a dead body is in the basement where Suzie is chained) Suzie: When are you gonna get her out of here? Channing: Come on, Little Noodles, you just found a new home! Suzie: Oh that's real nice! Poor fucking Alice dies giving birth, you can't even bother to move the body, and now the bitch has sold the kid! Poor baby! And YOU, you little suckling, can't even get me my tranquilizers! You shithead, where are my pills? That bitch can afford it! She's got at least another couple grand coming from THIS one, can't she at least give me my fucking pills? Channing: I said don't talk to me when I come down here. Suzie: I don't give a fuck what you said, you fucking pig, get this body OUT of here it's making me SICK! When will they get another one, what poor girl will they get next? I KNOW they'll get another one, just like when I came here I replaced somebody, didn't I? You fucking little dingleberry! That's what you're like, you fucking ball of shit! Channing: SHUT UP, I said SHUT UP don't talk to me when I come down here!

Connie Marble: He's been... CASTRATED. His penis is GONE.

Babs Johnson: Give me more questions! Nat Curzan: Divine, are you a lesbian? Babs Johnson: Yes! I have done everything!

Cotton: (Babs serves her family a steak she has shoplifted from the market by concealing under her dress between her legs) Mmmm, Babs, smells delicious! Babs Johnson: Thanks, Cotton, it should. I warmed it up downtown today, in my own little oven.

Miss Edie: (Edie wakes up in her playpen and sees Cookie for the first time) Hey, pretty little face! Pretty little face you got there. Cookie: Hi I'm Cookie, I understand you're Edie, Crackers' grandmother? Miss Edie: Edie Schmeedie Heedie, HA HA HA HA!

Connie Marble: Hello, Cookie! I do hope you're hungry. Cookie: I could go for a sandwich. Mmm, baloney!

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