Peter Gunn

1989 (TV)

Lieutenant Jacoby (1 - nm0005471) :

Peter Gunn: But if he was working for Amatti, why didn't he shoot Spiros?... If he was my fairy godmother, why didn't he shoot Spiros?

Lieutenant Jacoby: What's Bernice doing in Crete, anyway? Peter Gunn: You'll have to ask Zorba. Lieutenant Jacoby: Who's Zorba? Peter Gunn: You'll have to ask Bernice.

Peter Gunn: What's so special about jelly doughnuts? Lieutenant Jacoby: ... The jelly.

Det. Russo: (Pointing to Maggie, who has passed out on the floor) Huh? Peter Gunn: My secretary. Det. Russo: I thought Bernice was? Peter Gunn: In Crete.

Det. Russo: Who's she? Peter Gunn: My secretary. Maggie: Maggie. Det. Russo: What happened to Bernice? Rusty: In Crete. Peter Gunn: Visiting Zorba's parents.

Peter Gunn: Let's see you sink the sixteen ball. Speck: There is no sixteen ball. Peter Gunn: (Hands Speck a Twenty) Well, if you run across one, keep in touch.

(Immediately after a surprise shooting) Spiros: (to his gang) Is anybody still alive?

Lieutenant Jacoby: You saw the shooters? Peter Gunn: No. Lieutenant Jacoby: Then how did you know they were working for Catulis? Peter Gunn: A natural assumption. Lieutenant Jacoby: You assumed? Peter Gunn: Yeah. Wouldn't you? Lieutenant Jacoby: Yeah.

(Peter Gunn mocks his former partner's predictability) Peter Gunn ,: Lieutenant Jacoby: (In unison) Where the hell have you been? Don't be a smart-ass.

(Peter Gunn shoots a man down with his hands cuffed behind him) Lieutenant Jacoby: You couldn't do that again in a million years. Peter Gunn: Well, hopefully, I won't have to...

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