Pepper Ann
1997
Nicky Little: I have been trying to play the Realto since I was pre-natal! Now Pepper Ann learns one stupid little ditty and they're begging her to play there?
Pepper Ann Pearson: What the Fuzzy? (common line)
Operator: We're sorry, but the phone you are currently using is a mirage. Please hang up and try again later... on a real phone.
Nicky Little: I f... f... failed. There, I said it! The F-WORD!
Pepper Ann: You're not Aunt Janie at all, are you! Off with the wig, Dieter!
Grandman Pearson: What does that girl know from talent? Now Lydia here, she had talent. She could do a sea cow impression so good, I swear you'd wanna set her free in the ocean. Now that's talent.
Grandman Pearson: What, are you too old to kiss your grandma? I used to wipe your tushie!
Dieter Leiderhosen: Turn me off, turn me on, I am a lamp!
Nicky Little: For the last time, Pepper Ann, Paul from the Wonder Years is not Marilyn Manson.
Milo Kamalani: Denial is not just a town in Iowa.
Milo Kamalani: With the exception of sporting events and bachelor parties, we basically bottle up our feelings until we die.
Pepper Ann Pearson: Valentine's Day is for pottyheads.
Pepper Ann Pearson: Where did you get that hat? 'Cause that is definitely the hat of a champion! Milo Kamalani: I found it in the garbage. Pepper Ann Pearson: And I waste my time shopping.
Pepper Ann: Well, if you won't stand up for our soccer program, then I'm left with no other choice but to... Principal Hickey: Cross stitch? Throw horseshoes? Jump up, jump up and get down?
(Lydia has quit her job) Margaret Rose 'Moose' Pearson: Are we going to starve? Lydia Pearson: Oh of course not sweetie. Margaret Rose 'Moose' Pearson: I can grow beans.
Stewart: And THAT'S why people call him Spoonie Joe!
Pepper Ann: (singing one of her original pieces) Boy! I love you boy! You ain't no toy...
Pepper Ann Pearson: (while hiking without a compass) It's the same squirrel. THE SAME SQUIRREL!
Pepper Ann Pearson: Hey, Trinket! Remember when we were in the 3rd grade and I asked you for gum and you said, "Sure," and I said, "Thanks!"
Toy Swan: Swanie wants to plaaaaaay.
Milo Kamalani: Single parents rarely stay single. Why do you think they invented happy hour?
Pepper Ann Pearson: (Milo is going from house to house on Thanksgiving.) I refuse to be a part of your hobo holiday!
Milo Kamalani: (after seeing Craig, who has just shaved his head) I've been struck blind by the horrific sight of him.