Pecker
1998
Pecker: (Making a toast) And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
Tina: We're all famous- just like the Jackson family! Jimmy: Don't say that, Tina.
Memama: Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole. I beg of you, do not become an asshole.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole, Pecker. I beg of you do not become an asshole.
Jimmy: Pubic hair causes crime.
Memama: (talking through her Mary ventriloquist dummy) Full of grace! Full of grace!
T-Bone: Ride it, bitch! Ride it like a butch bottom!
Pecker: I love you, little Chrissy. No matter what.
Tina: Here comes Tina Supermodel!
Pecker: I love you Shelley! I love you more than Kodak!
Tina: Hi, Mary.
Tina: Oh, Mary, I'm a model! Memama: Mary isn't a homosexual term, Tina.
(on pay phone at restaruant) Pecker: Could you put your vagina up against the phone for me? Girl: Ew, Pecker! Leave me alone! (slams receiver down on payphone and stomps off)
(after boys tried smugly stealing clothes) Blond Haired Cashier Lady: Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.