Pearl Harbor II: Pearlmageddon
2001
Matt: It's not like that rock's a tourist attraction. Admiral Connery: The Rock is a tourist attraction?
Aide: Sir, there's urgent news coming in from Pearl. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: (whispering) Tell her, the affair is *over*. Aide: Not Bailey, sir. Harbor. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Harbor? I barely know her! (laughs) Aide: *Pearl Harbor*, sir.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit, man. Is it the Japs again? Aide: No sir. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Nazis? Aide: No. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Italians? Aide: No. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Russians? Aide: No... President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Brits? Aide: (disgusted) No! President Franklin D. Roosevelt: French? (Aide makes a buzzer sound) President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Poles? Aide: Nope! President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Swedes? Aide: Ah, you're not even trying. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: (takes a breath) Egyptians? Aide: Negative. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Iraqi? Aide: Oh sir, don't be ridiclous. The only way they could be a threat is if we arm them ourselves. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit man! Woahh! (President Franklin D. Roosevelt gets up, and then falls down behind his desk) President Franklin D. Roosevelt: (whsipering, and peering out from behind the desk) Was it us? Aide: No sir, its much, much worse than that.