Parlamentet

1999

(Mikael Tornving is imitating a German interrogation leader) Henrik Schyffert: What should we do to increase the interest for the Swedish language? Mikael Tornving: We shall punish all those who are talking... what are you saying? Henrik Schyffert: I was asking how we could increase the interest for the Swedish la... Mikael Tornving: You're talking about the interest for the Swedish language, are you not? Henrik Schyffert: Yes. Mikael Tornving: Sit straight when I'm talking to you, and look me in the eyes. You have a very suspicious mind, you know that? Henrik Schyffert: Sorry? Mikael Tornving: You should be clear of what you are saying, you are contradicting yourself! Henrik Schyffert: You are obviously talking English... Mikael Tornving: SILENCE! Henrik Schyffert: You are obviously talking English with a German touch... Mikael Tornving: YOU ARE A LICE!

Henrik Schyffert: Why shouldn't you place bananas close to other fruit? Mikael Tornving: Well, they have nothing to talk about. It's the shallowest damn fruit of them all... it doesn't need to learn conversation with it's shape, it just lies there... Henrik Schyffert: Bananas release a gas, which make the other fruits grow too quickly. Johan Wahlström: Banana gas... Henrik Schyffert: The hazardous banana gas is spreading! Mikael Tornving: WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! Don't panic: Banana gas alert! (Mikael Tornving simulates covering up windows with duct tape) Mikael Tornving: My son... whatever you do, my boy, watch out for the banana gas! It took your grand-dad, and it almost took me...

Anders S Nilsson: Vote Red for Blue... what the hell am I saying?

Osama bin Laden: I don't like that song "Hi, it's Nick-click"; it makes my beard go right up. Sorry about AIK, by the way.

Henrik Hjelt: A lot of people see Bush as a stupid cowboy. I see him more like Manuel in "Fawlty Towers".

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