Outbreak
1995
Casey Schuler: I hate this bug. Colonel Sam Daniels: Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us. Casey Schuler: So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner? Colonel Sam Daniels: No. Casey Schuler: What, then? Colonel Sam Daniels: Kill it.
Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill? Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion. Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you. Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor?
Mrs Pananides: I have a friend in the Coast Guard, all I have to do is call... Daniels: How close a friend? Mrs Pananides: Closer than his wife would like.
Sam Daniels: If you think I'm lying, drop the bomb. If you think I'm crazy, drop the bomb. But don't drop the bomb just because you're following orders!
Colonel Sam Daniels: Sir, what did I ever do to make your life miserable? General Billy Ford: You got up this morning, didn't you?
Col Sam Daniels: Just don't get negative on me. Major Salt: Affirmative.
Sergent Meyer: Sir, my pilot is taking a leak. Col Sam Daniels: A leak? No shit!
Colonel Sam Daniels: You know Salt, fear gets a bad rap. I don't want anybody in my outfit that doesn't get scared. Major Salt: Then I'm your man sir.
Colonel Sam Daniels: Anything I can do to help? Major Salt: Just don't make me nervous.
General McClintock: With all due respect, Colonel Daniels, if you do not follow us to Travis Air Force Base, I will blow you out of the sky. Daniels: General, with all due respect, fuck you, sir.
(George isn't cooperating with Daniels) Colonel Sam Daniels: George, you've heard about this virus?... Shall I cough on you, George?
Colonel Sam Daniels: We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.
Major Schuler: (to Daniels) Allow me, sir. (to Salt) Major! Major Salt: Yes... Major?
Major Schuler: I hate them willies, they ought to call them the Sams don't you think?
Sam Daniels: Why don't you just for once take a chance? Robby Keough: You know what, Sam, I did, I married you.
Sam Daniels: (after his ex-wife's just hung up on him) First we're fighting over the dogs now a virus. I can't believe this!
Phone Guy: This could mean my stripes, sir. Phone Guy: It'll mean your ass if you don't get your finger on the phone. Finger it!
Colonel Sam Daniels: Thank you, Mrs - what was her name again? Major Salt: Pananides!